Do you ever shag on the first date?

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  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    My dear brothers and sisters, please give me a few moments of your time; I have a short inquiry.

    I needed to go to town on Saturday and took a bus. The second I was on it, I saw a cutie pie sitting alone, so of course I went and sat next to her. It took me a good 15-20 minutes to get enough testosterone (from my balls) to speak to her and initially she was kind of frosty...but she warmed up :D.

    We chatted for a bit, and I got her number. I was talking to her earlier today and we just agreed to meet up for coffee on Friday. Now my question is this:

    Please excuse me my friends, I don't mean to sound like a pig or anything - but is there a line or any mental gymnastics I can use to get in her pants as fast as possible? Being a Friday, I'd mostly like to give her the Sarah Palin Special ("Drill Baby, Drill").

    How do you guys go about flirting and escalating?

    Thanks!
     
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  2. mrtruehybrid

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    I had a first date last week, and I always don't bring condoms with me because I don't like the idea of fucking someone I'm not in a relationship with. Just my words.

    If you want to get into her after the first date, do something fun together such as bowling, after that do some drinks at your place and it will all go automatically.
     
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    Tell her "Wanna go home ? I want to show you my magic stick". Women can't resist to that.
     
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    I get ya man, I don't really like sleeping around but she's really quite a beautiful lass and I wouldn't pass up the opportunity.

    Hmmm...but I don't drink anymore. I was thinking of maybe going to a salsa dance party or something physical haha.

    I took a female friend (not a girlfriend) to a yoga class once and that was super hot :D - especially afterwards, she let me touch her anywhere lol.
     
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    Pewie, pewie, pewie. :D:D:D
    Read somewhere that you can stare at a womans lips, and that works for some reason.

    If you want to get laid on the first date, use tinder. They've done studies you know, 60% of the time, it works every time!
     
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    Hahah, I did the looking at the lips bit before I even heard it was a thing and I can strongly confirm that it's effective!
     
  7. AryabhattZero

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    Hey hey hey!
    You are avatar, yoda, meditation king.
    I dont want you to get deveated from your journey, shag and stuff is all temprorary.I wanna see you reach level 72 soon


    "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"
     
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    Nobody can't see it
     
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    "cutie pie sitting alone"

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    What is so blackhat about this ??? Whatever..,
     
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    consultyour crystal balls first, and if they seem up for it then show her your magic stick.

    Bail set at $250,000 for the pervert.
     
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    After the date, just ask if she wants to go home for coffee or something. Easy stuff. If she agrees, she probably wants it too.
     
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    Tell her you are unemployed and live at home with your parents. Do everything the opposite of what you normally do.
     
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    It ain't blackhat...but if my balls remain blue for one moment longer I'll definitely be blacknut
     
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    She's out of your league. Move on.

    Edit: I can't believe you started a thread talking about openly cheating on me. You bastard.
     
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    The closest I've gotten to fucking on first date was on the second date and she invited me to her home.
     
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    That's surprisingly common here.

    Even if the Eternal Goddess, ruler of venus and destroyer of mortals came down from heaven and gave me an attitude I'd tell her to cram it.

    I don' believe in that "league" bs. :p
     
  20. AryabhattZero

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    Its lounge about it
    ayyy fuckboy
     
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