My dear brothers and sisters, please give me a few moments of your time; I have a short inquiry. I needed to go to town on Saturday and took a bus. The second I was on it, I saw a cutie pie sitting alone, so of course I went and sat next to her. It took me a good 15-20 minutes to get enough testosterone (from my balls) to speak to her and initially she was kind of frosty...but she warmed up . We chatted for a bit, and I got her number. I was talking to her earlier today and we just agreed to meet up for coffee on Friday. Now my question is this: Please excuse me my friends, I don't mean to sound like a pig or anything - but is there a line or any mental gymnastics I can use to get in her pants as fast as possible? Being a Friday, I'd mostly like to give her the Sarah Palin Special ("Drill Baby, Drill"). How do you guys go about flirting and escalating? Thanks!