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Crypto (Bitcoin) Jokes

Discussion in 'CryptoCurrency' started by TWdesigns69, Dec 21, 2017.

  1. TWdesigns69

    TWdesigns69 Power Member

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    A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for 20$ worth of bitcoin.
    Dad's reply: "18.32$ ? What do you need 23.47$ for?? "



    share if u have any other jokes
     
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  2. Grimasaur

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    a boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for 20$ worth of bitcoin.
    dad gives the boy 10$
    boy: dad thats only 10$ i need 20$
    dad: wait for tomorrow
     
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    A vegan, a bitcoin investor, and a crossfit enthusiast walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?

    Not my joke, but found it amusing.
     
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    Good but you missed out pot head.
     
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    What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?
    Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.
     
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    A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for 20$ worth of bitcoin.
    Dad replied with a face slap :"Go Watch Porn"
     
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    Crypto is going to replace fiat

    End joke
     
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    My sides
     
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    She: Do you love me?
    He: Sure I do
    She: Prove me
    He: You are my bitcoin baby. you go high , you go low but I never gonna lose my hodl on you.
     
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  10. Adonno

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    Hahhaa good jokes
     
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    Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
    They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.
     
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    bitcoin is biggest joke nowaday, i sold all my btc :)) the fee and transaction time is unacceptable. Its gonna be trash coin very soon. Let see!
     
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    Saw this one a couple years ago... I cannot find the original. Someone tried to make a duplicate of the original version, but their English skills are lacking. In either case, you can understand the concept of what's going on.

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    Best joke guyz , you gonna love it Screenshot_20171223-040634.png
     
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    My favorite one:
    "Cryptocurrencies like bitcoin are ‘going to be the biggest bubble of our lifetimes" - Michael Novogratz

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    Lol this one it's funny.
     
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