Crypto (Bitcoin) Jokes

TWdesigns69

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• Dec 21, 2017

• #1

A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for 20$ worth of bitcoin.
Dad's reply: "18.32$ ? What do you need 23.47$ for?? "



share if u have any other jokes

 

Grimasaur

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• Dec 21, 2017

• #2

a boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for 20$ worth of bitcoin.
dad gives the boy 10$
boy: dad thats only 10$ i need 20$
dad: wait for tomorrow

 

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• Dec 21, 2017

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A vegan, a bitcoin investor, and a crossfit enthusiast walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?

Not my joke, but found it amusing.

 

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mickyfu

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phr0zt said:

A vegan, a bitcoin investor, and a crossfit enthusiast walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?

Not my joke, but found it amusing.

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Good but you missed out pot head.

 

BitCS

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What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?
Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.

 

disabled guy

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A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for 20$ worth of bitcoin.
Dad replied with a face slap :"Go Watch Porn"

 

mudbutt

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• Dec 21, 2017

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Crypto is going to replace fiat

End joke

 

MikeyMikey13

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• #8

mudbutt said:

Crypto is going to replace fiat

End joke

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My sides

 

affrevenue

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• Dec 21, 2017

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She: Do you love me?
He: Sure I do
She: Prove me
He: You are my bitcoin baby. you go high , you go low but I never gonna lose my hodl on you.

 

Adonno

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• #10

Hahhaa good jokes

 

StrixSeo

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• Dec 21, 2017

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BitCS said:

What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?
Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.

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Milana Trevors

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Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.

 

zagard

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• #13

bitcoin

 

leowill007

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bitcoin is biggest joke nowaday, i sold all my btc ) the fee and transaction time is unacceptable. Its gonna be trash coin very soon. Let see!

 

Azam Khan

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Toz

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• Dec 22, 2017

• #16

Saw this one a couple years ago... I cannot find the original. Someone tried to make a duplicate of the original version, but their English skills are lacking. In either case, you can understand the concept of what's going on.

 

popoloko23

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• Dec 22, 2017

• #17

Best joke guyz , you gonna love it

 

zionbar

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• #18

 

Whateverest

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• Dec 22, 2017

• #19

My favorite one:
"Cryptocurrencies like bitcoin are ‘going to be the biggest bubble of our lifetimes" - Michael Novogratz

 

Racevedo

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• Dec 23, 2017

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Lol this one it's funny.