Cops behind my building

That is the google police officers, you have been found to do black hat and google is making sure to catch you red handed. You can politely ask them to move away
 
Yeah i stay paranoid anyway

Well, all right, now that i found an explanation that make sense, and doesnt involve me, i can get some sleep :D hahhaha
What crime/illegal you done to stay paranoid? If you done nothing wrong and illegal, then you have nothing to fear about.
 
Leave your house & Don't look behind. Come back after a few hours and everything will be fine.

This usually happens when the cops find out that you have a 1000 terabyte of porn stored in 100s of your HDD's & SDD's. They will just create a back up and leave.
 
What crime/illegal you done to stay paranoid? If you done nothing wrong and illegal, then you have nothing to fear about.

No, that's not true.

This one time when I was around 20 years old I was driving with my girlfriend next to me bitching about something. The girlfriend was French, hot, blue eyes, the whole deal. The music was playing in the car, and I was sitting with my hand hanging out my window, hallucinating from my girlfriend bitching about some problem she had at work or whatever. I was in traffic, on a traffic light. Suddenly I hear something from the outside. I look, and next to me a bit behind in the other lane is a cop car, and they're waving me to turn left on the next left turn and stop.

So I do it. And they proceed to check my papers, search the car, everything. They didn't find anything wrong. They ended up writing me up for 3 tires, because the tires were not in a good condition, supposedly. That was like $50 per tire. So $150 fine for me.

This other time a few years ago I was living in a rented apartment, and cops came knocking on the door next to mine. I heard that they were cops. No one opened the door, so then they knocked on mine. I wondered if I should open, but I figured I'll open, why not. They asked me if I knew some guy, they were looking for some guy. I didn't know who that was, and I was very polite and nice with them.

In the end they're leaving, and this one cop stops and asks me if I have a contract for the apartment. I was renting, and often people around here rent without a contract, which is illegal. I told him I have a contract, of course. He said ok and they left. But why you wanna do me like that? I open the door to you cunts, out of the kindness of my heart, and you just decide in the end to fuck with me a little bit. So if I didn't have a contract, you were gonna fine me? What?

You stay paranoid around these people. If they wanna fuck with you, there are a million laws they can use to fuck with you. They'll fine you, take your money, and fuck up your day. So fuck em, I stay paranoid with cops.
 
Have you tried going out in their view and take a walk to see if they follow you? If they're here to watch you they would probably follow. They're probably not here for that but if you want to be sure
 
Have you tried going out in their view and take a walk to see if they follow you? If they're here to watch you they would probably follow. They're probably not here for that but if you want to be sure

I went out last night and asked them if they wanna suck my beez, to warm up.

I'm in the hospital now, recovering...
 
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