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Confession Time: I was trolling the whole time

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Mar 31, 2017.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Hey guys, well after years on this board I've decided to come clean. I've been lying the whole time, I'm not psychic in any way, shape or form :(. The videos I posted were purely illusions and hoaxes I set up at the time. The articles - pure garbage. There's no such thing as magick/psi/chi or any of that.

    You have to understand how hard it was for me to prolong this gimmick, I had to actually read some of those crazy things and try to make it look like I knew what I was talking about. Hours guys, it was a lot of effort, just to giggle to myself at night that once again I had pulled the wool over your eyes. Then I'd masturbate myself into a drunken haze before calling it a night. Deep down inside, I wish I had power :'( but.....I think I do, right? This forum filled with the most ardent skeptics in all of InternetLand has taught me that anything repeated enough becomes the truth. Anything - and if that isn't power, what is?

    So starting this month (https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/kenya/nairobi), I'm going to be a better man and forum poster - a productive member of our community and quit my shenanigans. I'm sorry for every skeptic I frustrated, especially my Twin Heart @mickyfu. We had a good run but it's time to put the myths to rest.

    Thanks guys!
     
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  2. asap1

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    Oh pewep, you didn't have anyone fooled.
     
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  3. HallLiz

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    This is your April fools prank. Its not a confession.
     
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  4. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Look, I'm trying to turn a new chapter in my life, there's no need for baseless accusations.

    Reported for not believing me in a pewep thread.
     
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  5. pavan

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    don't use the word "april" in your post
    rest all sounds good
     
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    maybe post this tomorrow ? :(
     
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  7. pewep

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    But it's tomorrow, today - it's also yesterday right now.
     
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    That's friggin knowledge!
     
  9. Ste Fishkin

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    What if this post is the troll.
     
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  10. mickyfu

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    No, sadly just more attention seeking.
     
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    I knew you were going to say that!
     
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  12. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Maybe you have a gift..?
     
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    not just a good looking red Dragon, many talents
     
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    *Yaaaaaawwwwwnssss, attention given. Can I have my cookie now?
     
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    Please love me.
    @elKerb your services are no longer required, my true love has noticed me. This thread is officially complete with one exception.

    @Zwielicht your blessings are needed.
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    You may marry my daughter. I know you'll take great care of her.

    Welcome to the family.
     
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    I admit, you got me with that link!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    Hey can I ask you for a favor? It's Smart Mouth Micky, he's been busting my balls all month and collecting likes in my turf. Can you "have a word" with him? It would mean a lot and I would be in your debt.