teeniegenie
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- Aug 28, 2010
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Really!? Trial and error must be a bitch though eh?
ROFLOL!!!
Really!? Trial and error must be a bitch though eh?
Those lions had launch already so were not hungry. He wouldn't have done that if they were hungry or nervous. Not sure if it says in this vid but if you watch the long one it does.
Also the dude studied big cats for a long time and knows how they behave so for him its a calculated risk.
So...how does someone monetize a talent like this without getting Siegfrieded
or Royed!?![]()
Putting affiliate links in that YouTube video he shot.
He could also write an ebook on "how not to get fucked up by a lion".
He could also write an ebook on "how not to get fucked up by a lion".
This would be a HUGE share for humans, especially since hug-food formula
was just released @ the Lion Warrior Forum, anybody have this one yet?
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[/FONT][FONT="]THE HUG-FOOD FORMULA:[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Give humans what they want for free = hugs
Lions make a killing on back ends later = hug-food
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]We will show you how to do this step-by-step!!![/FONT][FONT="]
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For a limited time only, we are now offering our most
complete LSO to date ...
*~50 HUMAN SQUEEZE TEMPLATES!!~*
Here's a sample of what you'll get:
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Congratulations Human!
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[/FONT][FONT="]It's your lucky day! Would you like to hug a
lion? This is your chance to be an insider.[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT="]FOR[/FONT][FONT="] THE NEXT 24 HOURS ONLY[/FONT][FONT="], we are going to let our highly
trained team of [/FONT][FONT="]lions[/FONT][FONT="] hug all new applicants, [/FONT][FONT="]totally free!![/FONT]
[FONT="]That?s right.[/FONT][FONT="]
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For the purposes of this special invite, choose one of the following[/FONT][FONT="]: [/FONT]
breakfast, lunch, or DINNER!**[FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]P.S.[/FONT][FONT="]... DON?T[/FONT][FONT="]COME HERE HUNGRY[/FONT][FONT="]. Just sayin?!![/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]**Dinner only offered to those who didn?t choose breakfast or lunch. There may be a slight
chance that lions will not offer the dinner option due to exhaustion; this will be at our
discretion. Offer valid everywhere lions are. For those NOT eaten following the event, we may
hug you again if you're lucky .... but only in a lion costume.[/FONT]
I really enjoy it when people that fuck with wild animals get ripped up. It's natural selection. Especially bullfighters. Watching those horns rip into their bodies like it's raw meat is highly satisfying. Stomping huge hoofs, driving body parts into mush. Almost better than sex.
Here's my favorite. Audience members, particularly women and children, should have large rips into their flesh. They thought it would be a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. The bull had other ideas.
This thread reminds me of that guy about 10 years ago who was so impressed with Dian Fossey' study of gorillas that he decided to try doing his own study of bears. Him and his girlfriend took off into the wild to live with the bears for a season.
All that was found of them was the video camera documenting their time with the bears...
Turned out to be a documentary about how to get killed by bears.
This thread reminds me of that guy about 10 years ago who was so impressed with Dian Fossey' study of gorillas that he decided to try doing his own study of bears. Him and his girlfriend took off into the wild to live with the bears for a season.
All that was found of them was the video camera documenting their time with the bears...
Turned out to be a documentary about how to get killed by bears.
This would be a HUGE share for humans, especially since hug-food formula
was just released @ the Lion Warrior Forum, anybody have this one yet?
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ROFLMHBAO! It should have "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" as the soundtrack