Come At Me Bro

Really!? Trial and error must be a bitch though eh?


ROFLOL!!!

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Those lions had launch already so were not hungry. He wouldn't have done that if they were hungry or nervous. Not sure if it says in this vid but if you watch the long one it does.

Also the dude studied big cats for a long time and knows how they behave so for him its a calculated risk.
 
Those lions had launch already so were not hungry. He wouldn't have done that if they were hungry or nervous. Not sure if it says in this vid but if you watch the long one it does.

Also the dude studied big cats for a long time and knows how they behave so for him its a calculated risk.


So...how does someone monetize a talent like this without getting Siegfrieded
or Royed!? :D
 
Video would have been much more entertaining if they'd ripped him limb from limb while he screamed in agony.
 
He could also write an ebook on "how not to get fucked up by a lion".

This would be a HUGE share for humans, especially since hug-food formula
was just released @ the Lion Warrior Forum, anybody have this one yet?

_______________________________________________________[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]THE HUG-FOOD FORMULA:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Give humans what they want for free = hugs
Lions make a killing on back ends later = hug-food
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]We will show you how to do this step-by-step!!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
For a limited time only, we are now offering our most
complete LSO to date ...

*~50 HUMAN SQUEEZE TEMPLATES!!~*

Here's a sample of what you'll get:

[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]____________________

Congratulations Human!

25260


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]It's your lucky day! Would you like to hug a
lion? This is your chance to be an insider.
[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]FOR[/FONT][FONT=&quot] THE NEXT 24 HOURS ONLY[/FONT][FONT=&quot], we are going to let our highly
trained team of
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]lions[/FONT][FONT=&quot] hug all new applicants, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]totally free!![/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]That?s right.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]



For the purposes of this special invite, choose one of the following[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]: [/FONT]

breakfast, lunch, or DINNER!**
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]P.S.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]... DON?T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]COME HERE HUNGRY[/FONT][FONT=&quot]. Just sayin?!![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]**Dinner only offered to those who didn?t choose breakfast or lunch. There may be a slight
chance that lions will not offer the dinner option due to exhaustion; this will be at our
discretion. Offer valid everywhere lions are. For those NOT eaten following the event, we may
hug you again if you're lucky .... but only in a lion costume.[/FONT]
 

This would be a HUGE share for humans, especially since hug-food formula
was just released @ the Lion Warrior Forum, anybody have this one yet?

_______________________________________________________[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]THE HUG-FOOD FORMULA:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Give humans what they want for free = hugs
Lions make a killing on back ends later = hug-food
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]We will show you how to do this step-by-step!!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
For a limited time only, we are now offering our most
complete LSO to date ...

*~50 HUMAN SQUEEZE TEMPLATES!!~*

Here's a sample of what you'll get:

[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]____________________

Congratulations Human!

25260


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]It's your lucky day! Would you like to hug a
lion? This is your chance to be an insider.
[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]FOR[/FONT][FONT=&quot] THE NEXT 24 HOURS ONLY[/FONT][FONT=&quot], we are going to let our highly
trained team of
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]lions[/FONT][FONT=&quot] hug all new applicants, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]totally free!![/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]That?s right.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]



For the purposes of this special invite, choose one of the following[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]: [/FONT]

breakfast, lunch, or DINNER!**
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]P.S.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]... DON?T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]COME HERE HUNGRY[/FONT][FONT=&quot]. Just sayin?!![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]**Dinner only offered to those who didn?t choose breakfast or lunch. There may be a slight
chance that lions will not offer the dinner option due to exhaustion; this will be at our
discretion. Offer valid everywhere lions are. For those NOT eaten following the event, we may
hug you again if you're lucky .... but only in a lion costume.[/FONT]
 
why would you want to do that... must've had a troubled youth...
 
I really enjoy it when people that fuck with wild animals get ripped up. It's natural selection. Especially bullfighters. Watching those horns rip into their bodies like it's raw meat is highly satisfying. Stomping huge hoofs, driving body parts into mush. Almost better than sex.

Here's my favorite. Audience members, particularly women and children, should have large rips into their flesh. They thought it would be a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. The bull had other ideas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZmrdCqm4_c
 
I really enjoy it when people that fuck with wild animals get ripped up. It's natural selection. Especially bullfighters. Watching those horns rip into their bodies like it's raw meat is highly satisfying. Stomping huge hoofs, driving body parts into mush. Almost better than sex.

Here's my favorite. Audience members, particularly women and children, should have large rips into their flesh. They thought it would be a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. The bull had other ideas.

Yeah man I totally agree. If you're gonna pay money to go and watch an animal get humiliated and beaten, you deserve to have that animal fuck you up.

I have absolutely no sympathy for people that get their shit rocked by powerful animals. In fact, I love seeing it. It's natural selection at it's best. Without a gun humans ain't shit and they need to realize it.
 
Like y even take the chance? Pretty stupid reason to get killed over. BTW i was watching it and in the back of my mind I m thinking "this is why I never get shit done lol"
 
@ silentthunder

lol I know, I know ... just a little spontaneous copywriting in
the style of "early 21st century fake guru", couldn't help it:)
 
This thread reminds me of that guy about 10 years ago who was so impressed with Dian Fossey' study of gorillas that he decided to try doing his own study of bears. Him and his girlfriend took off into the wild to live with the bears for a season.

All that was found of them was the video camera documenting their time with the bears...

Turned out to be a documentary about how to get killed by bears.
 
This thread reminds me of that guy about 10 years ago who was so impressed with Dian Fossey' study of gorillas that he decided to try doing his own study of bears. Him and his girlfriend took off into the wild to live with the bears for a season.

All that was found of them was the video camera documenting their time with the bears...

Turned out to be a documentary about how to get killed by bears.

It's the "exploratory jab" that gets them everytime. :o
 
This thread reminds me of that guy about 10 years ago who was so impressed with Dian Fossey' study of gorillas that he decided to try doing his own study of bears. Him and his girlfriend took off into the wild to live with the bears for a season.

All that was found of them was the video camera documenting their time with the bears...

Turned out to be a documentary about how to get killed by bears.

This is it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell

And how about this retard:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

Died from starvation and eating poisonous plants, if I remember right.

These dumbfucks have no respect for wildlife. They've been raised surrounded by Disney animation and old ladies with too many cats, and think they have some kind of superior bond with "the wild". And then it kills them.

I really don't care about these people, and I'm glad to see them die. We need fewer retards in the world; there are far too many already.

Remember this dipshit? I'm only sorry they both didn't die.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siegfried_%26_Roy
 
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Did anyone notice that all he took with him was a roll of toilet paper. I assume that was so he could wipe his ass before he got back in the truck.
 
This would be a HUGE share for humans, especially since hug-food formula
was just released @ the Lion Warrior Forum, anybody have this one yet?

_______________________________________________________
ROFLMHBAO! It should have "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" as the soundtrack
 
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