Classic Zlatan!!

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He has a dope ass character. Cocky but in a friendly way, ha. Way to please & win the crowd.
 
The first goal is from when he was at Ajax in the Eredivisie, a shit league with boring players.
The second one is the best goal I ever witnessed but it was in a FRIENDLY... Zlatan chokes in matches that really matter, he choked in euro 2012 against the same squad lol
Maybe you have to do some research.
 
Zlatan is amazing! I really like when he was playing for INTER.
 
I am unable to understand this guy @AlumniAce

He says he is watching Zlatan for years...is inclined to a fact that he is overrated. He hates Zlatan to the core and much more than that he adores Ronaldo so much so that he picks out the end results of the game: Most headers, most league trophies, most UCL trophies, and goals and tries to prove that Ronaldo is the best. Alright noob.

This is Zlatan - Neither messi, ronaldo, neymar, hazard, maadona, pele, beckham, or neither Ronaldinho has or had unconventional methods of scoring. Goalkeepers can stop other players but not Zlatan because you will never know how and when he will shoot. He has more height than any player and can use his aerial skills to drive the game (I am sure @AlumniAce you haven't watched him play) and with that height too, he is a very good athlete. He has more shooting power than any player you know right now - more than Penaldo. His dribbling skills are so easy to watch yet it can petrify any player on the ground.

The difference between Zlatan and Ronaldo is that Ronaldo has got more trophies, more fame, and more loyal to Madrid (or ex man utd whatever you wanna mention here). I don't think he has watched Zlatan playing at all coz if he had throughout he had not been saying all those things he said to suppress qualities of Zlatan.

This Alumni guy just says "I am following ronaldo since ____" and "ive been watching zlatan since ____". I really don't believe that guy. He is just another blind Ronaldo plastic fan. He does not respect any other player. Don't tell me that he came from a shit league and has nourished himself well - that is just some made up thing a Ronaldo fan says.

Football is so boring when you follow only players with most headers, most wins, most titles, most trophies, most FB likes, most tweets, most fans, most most and most and ESP WHEN YOU FOLLOW ONLY RONALDO or MESSI. Ibra has made me love football more - and this comes from a barca fan even if he left with that Ferrari issue.

Respect \m/
 
I am unable to understand this guy @AlumniAce

He says he is watching Zlatan for years...is inclined to a fact that he is overrated. He hates Zlatan to the core and much more than that he adores Ronaldo so much so that he picks out the end results of the game: Most headers, most league trophies, most UCL trophies, and goals and tries to prove that Ronaldo is the best. Alright noob.

This is Zlatan - Neither messi, ronaldo, neymar, hazard, maadona, pele, beckham, or neither Ronaldinho has or had unconventional methods of scoring. Goalkeepers can stop other players but not Zlatan because you will never know how and when he will shoot. He has more height than any player and can use his aerial skills to drive the game (I am sure @AlumniAce you haven't watched him play) and with that height too, he is a very good athlete. He has more shooting power than any player you know right now - more than Penaldo. His dribbling skills are so easy to watch yet it can petrify any player on the ground.

The difference between Zlatan and Ronaldo is that Ronaldo has got more trophies, more fame, and more loyal to Madrid (or ex man utd whatever you wanna mention here). I don't think he has watched Zlatan playing at all coz if he had throughout he had not been saying all those things he said to suppress qualities of Zlatan.

This Alumni guy just says "I am following ronaldo since ____" and "ive been watching zlatan since ____". I really don't believe that guy. He is just another blind Ronaldo plastic fan. He does not respect any other player. Don't tell me that he came from a shit league and has nourished himself well - that is just some made up thing a Ronaldo fan says.

Football is so boring when you follow only players with most headers, most wins, most titles, most trophies, most FB likes, most tweets, most fans, most most and most and ESP WHEN YOU FOLLOW ONLY RONALDO or MESSI. Ibra has made me love football more - and this comes from a barca fan even if he left with that Ferrari issue.

Respect \m/
1. Judging from your name you must be Indian... I'm pretty sure cricket lovers don't know much about football.

2. I always watch big Champions League matches and Zlatan has played at Milan, Inter, Juve, Barca, PSG and now ManU so obviously I've watched him multiple times. I don't hate him, I'm just saying that he is one of the most overrated players of all time. Noob? I've been watching football for over 10 years and I used to play in a prof club when I was a kid.

3. Zlatan is a joke and slow as hell, he can easily be stopped lol, height doesn't mean shit... Ronaldo jumps higher than an average NBA player, his reach is much higher than Zlatan's that's why he has scored 40 headers in the past 5 years and Zlatan only 17. Zlatan's dribbling looks extremely sluggish, for real dribbling watch Ronaldo and Neymar. I'm pretty sure that Ronaldo's shooting power is way stronger than Zlatan's.
Enjoy.

Penaldo?
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Enjoy.

Why are you so butthurt kiddo? My first 3 favourite players were Ronaldinho, Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo. Since 2006 I've followed everything Ronaldo does, I said that one day Ronaldo would have more Ballon D'ors than Messi when he was 3 Ballon d'Ors behind. People laughed at me, but I believed in the GOAT and he will now win his 5th Ballon d'Or and next year his 6th proving all the haters wrong.

4. I followed Ronaldo cause he has the best SKILLS, it was mesmerizing to watch him toy with Premier League defences. Ronaldo's physique, goals, headers and all qualities improved when he joined Real Madrid, at ManU he was the skill god like Neymar is today.

EDIT: Ah so you are an UEFALONA fanboy. This explains why you don't understand jackshit about football.


Enjoy the masterclass of the GOAT, kiddo.
 
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1. Judging from your name you must be Indian... I'm pretty sure cricket lovers don't know much about football.

2. I always watch big Champions League matches and Zlatan has played at Milan, Inter, Juve, Barca, PSG and now ManU so obviously I've watched him multiple times. I don't hate him, I'm just saying that he is one of the most overrated players of all time. Noob? I've been watching football for over 10 years and I used to play in a prof club when I was a kid.

3. Zlatan is a joke and slow as hell, he can easily be stopped lol, height doesn't mean shit... Ronaldo jumps higher than an average NBA player, his reach is much higher than Zlatan's that's why he has scored 40 headers in the past 5 years and Zlatan only 17. Zlatan's dribbling looks extremely sluggish, for real dribbling watch Ronaldo and Neymar. I'm pretty sure that Ronaldo's shooting power is way stronger than Zlatan's.
Enjoy.

Penaldo?
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Enjoy.

Why are you so butthurt kiddo? My first 3 favourite players were Ronaldinho, Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo. Since 2006 I've followed everything Ronaldo does, I said that one day Ronaldo would have more Ballon D'ors than Messi when he was 3 Ballon d'Ors behind. People laughed at me, but I believed in the GOAT and he will now win his 5th Ballon d'Or and next year his 6th proving all the haters wrong.

4. I followed Ronaldo cause he has the best SKILLS, it was mesmerizing to watch him toy with Premier League defences. Ronaldo's physique, goals, headers and all qualities improved when he joined Real Madrid, at ManU he was the skill god like Neymar is today.

EDIT: Ah so you are an UEFALONA fanboy. This explains why you don't understand jackshit about football.


Enjoy the masterclass of the GOAT, kiddo.

Who gives a flying fuck?

"Since 2006 I've followed everything Ronaldo does."

Jesus christ, you fuckin' weirdo. Calm down.
 
1. Judging from your name you must be Indian... I'm pretty sure cricket lovers don't know much about football.

Sure, all Indians are cricket lovers and have very little knowledge of any other sport.
 
Cmon dude, I am also a huge Ronaldo fan but you make other Ronaldo fans look bad when talking like this. They are different type of players and when Ronaldo is one of the greatest players of all time, Zlatan is one of the greatest player of this generation and will go down in history as one of the best forwards. He has won the league in every team he has played and yes, he has not won CL but that is just him being unlucky.

Zlatan brings cool goals and cocky-funny attitude to the football world. He is not actually full of himself but it is more like a joking defense shield he has built around him - he even mentioned it in his documentary.

There is no "this or that" in football - just enjoy the great players for who they are and not just blindly follow one player. Give credit where credit is due. Gerrard never even won the PL but he is still a favorite player for a lot of people.
 
Cmon dude, I am also a huge Ronaldo fan but you make other Ronaldo fans look bad when talking like this. They are different type of players and when Ronaldo is one of the greatest players of all time, Zlatan is one of the greatest player of this generation and will go down in history as one of the best forwards. He has won the league in every team he has played and yes, he has not won CL but that is just him being unlucky.

Zlatan brings cool goals and cocky-funny attitude to the football world. He is not actually full of himself but it is more like a joking defense shield he has built around him - he even mentioned it in his documentary.

There is no "this or that" in football - just enjoy the great players for who they are and not just blindly follow one player. Give credit where credit is due. Gerrard never even won the ** but he is still a favorite player for a lot of people.
He claimed that Zlatan was the player with the best aerial abilities... I proved him wrong with FACTS showing that Zlatan isn't even in the top 5 best aerial players, the kid then goes on to claim that I don't understand/watch football and goes on calling Ronaldo Penaldo which just goes on to show his football knowledge, he knows jackshit and is a blind Ibrahimovic and Uefalona hypebeast.

Zlatan is 100% full of himself. It always makes me laugh when people laugh with Zlatan but when Ronaldo says the same words he is regarded as an arrogant narcissistic fuck, these people are just big hypocrites.

Zlatan is in the same category as Crespo, Shevchenko, Torres, Adriano, Trezeguet etc... Not with the elite football players.
Gerrard shouldn't even be mentioned as a football legend, he is a Liverpool legend though.

You ever notice no one thanks his comments unless they hate this forum or rarely ever post here?

There's a reason for that.

I'm not an attention whore who needs to lick asses for likes. I don't give a damn about likes.
 
I proved him wrong with FACTS

Are we using this phrase liberally now? That's good to know.

"3. Zlatan is a joke and slow as hell, he can easily be stopped lol, height doesn't mean shit... Ronaldo jumps higher than an average NBA player, his reach is much higher than Zlatan's that's why he has scored 40 headers in the past 5 years and Zlatan only 17. Zlatan's dribbling looks extremely sluggish, for real dribbling watch Ronaldo and Neymar. I'm pretty sure that Ronaldo's shooting power is way stronger than Zlatan's."

I was unaware that "facts" included words such as "lol", "looks", and "pretty sure".

And not a single link was seen that day!
 
Are we using this phrase liberally now? That's good to know.

"3. Zlatan is a joke and slow as hell, he can easily be stopped lol, height doesn't mean shit... Ronaldo jumps higher than an average NBA player, his reach is much higher than Zlatan's that's why he has scored 40 headers in the past 5 years and Zlatan only 17. Zlatan's dribbling looks extremely sluggish, for real dribbling watch Ronaldo and Neymar. I'm pretty sure that Ronaldo's shooting power is way stronger than Zlatan's."

I was unaware that "facts" included words such as "lol", "looks", and "pretty sure".

And not a single link was seen that day!

You claimed that you WATCHED The Big Short 3 times, now I'm inclined to believe that was a lie cause you're blind.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/galleries/10590/The-20-best-players-with-the-most-headed-goals-in-Europe-over-past-five-years-sportgalleries/11-Zlatan-Ibrahimovic-17-goals-843729

Over the last 5 years: Zlatan 17 headed goals lol Ronaldo has 40
 
You claimed that you WATCHED The Big Short 3 times, now I'm inclined to believe that was a lie cause you're blind.

Ah, the Daily Star! Definitely one of the most viable resources online! Thanks for that. Much appreciated. Top notch. Wonderful. I am definitely a 100% blind liar. My sincerest apologies, it won't happen again.

I'm up to four on the Big Short now (catch up, sir), and I think I've explained my degree and finance background several times to you, but hey I might still be retarded. I'm well aware that going to college can still lead to complete stupidity and lack of awareness of one's digital surroundings. (https://www.blackhatworld.com/search/member?user_id=986391)

Regardless, I'm not going to pander further to your need to ruin any thread about anything you think you know everything about lately. Between that and your aggressive, rampant opinionated behavior and pure, creepy sports worship, you obviously need to seek professional assistance.

I'd feel bad continuing to egg on someone with pretty serious challenges and deficiencies.
 
I am unable to understand this guy @AlumniAce

He says he is watching Zlatan for years...is inclined to a fact that he is overrated. He hates Zlatan to the core and much more than that he adores Ronaldo so much so that he picks out the end results of the game: Most headers, most league trophies, most UCL trophies, and goals and tries to prove that Ronaldo is the best. Alright noob.

This is Zlatan - Neither messi, ronaldo, neymar, hazard, maadona, pele, beckham, or neither Ronaldinho has or had unconventional methods of scoring. Goalkeepers can stop other players but not Zlatan because you will never know how and when he will shoot. He has more height than any player and can use his aerial skills to drive the game (I am sure @AlumniAce you haven't watched him play) and with that height too, he is a very good athlete. He has more shooting power than any player you know right now - more than Penaldo. His dribbling skills are so easy to watch yet it can petrify any player on the ground.

The difference between Zlatan and Ronaldo is that Ronaldo has got more trophies, more fame, and more loyal to Madrid (or ex man utd whatever you wanna mention here). I don't think he has watched Zlatan playing at all coz if he had throughout he had not been saying all those things he said to suppress qualities of Zlatan.

This Alumni guy just says "I am following ronaldo since ____" and "ive been watching zlatan since ____". I really don't believe that guy. He is just another blind Ronaldo plastic fan. He does not respect any other player. Don't tell me that he came from a shit league and has nourished himself well - that is just some made up thing a Ronaldo fan says.

Football is so boring when you follow only players with most headers, most wins, most titles, most trophies, most FB likes, most tweets, most fans, most most and most and ESP WHEN YOU FOLLOW ONLY RONALDO or MESSI. Ibra has made me love football more - and this comes from a barca fan even if he left with that Ferrari issue.

Respect \m/
You are as much of a Zlatan fanboy as the other dude is Ronaldo.

Now both go fight it out in an online FiFa match or something.
 
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