Call me Bartman for today

Yeah, you got me, an ulterior motive of this thread was to bait Bartman into coming back. I miss that dude, I would get excited before reading one of his threads. But it's kinda like a lot of us having a laugh at someone else's expense. I mean, his threads involve a lot of pain for him. The crying on shoulder thread was the most hilarious thing I have read online for a long time. But for Bartman, it was pretty painful and humiliating. It's the same as the way we laugh at Beavis and Butthead because they never score and all the stupid things they do to score, but if they were real life people it would actually hurt a lot.

@manny, thanks for the suggestions but I'm really turned off by prostitutes. I mean, I know girls are no angels but to know that a million weiners have been in a girl is a quick way to make me run the other way. I'm more frustrated at my poor lifestyle landing me in hospital and the person I used to be. In hospital especially I felt very Bartman like. I even considered getting one of the nurse's rubber gloves and putting it over my head. I think that's the point at which you know there's a problem

Let this be a lesson to you all: this is what happens when you Xrumer too much.

I even started to worry that my servers were idle, while I was in hospital (about 1 week), but then I realised hrefer was running on them 24/7.

Who is bartman? I would like to read some of his posts.

umerjutt00 said:

Who is bartman? I would like to read some of his posts.

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google it .

according to me back2forum is bart .

but this is a old thread .

umerjutt00 said:

Who is bartman? I would like to read some of his posts.

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Dude. You're not new. Why bump such an old thread?

Hmm... too bad. But you can become a real-life male once again. Use keyboarding and don't use mouse for one month. Having used the mouse, you have lost the art of fingering other nice things. It has also made your tummy grow far over the keyboard. Stop using mouse, at least don't use your fingers on it.

Within one month, you'll be moving on the real earth, spending more time with real friends, will make real friends if you don't have them now, and of course, use the fingers on real things. Forgot to say this: your kidneys will be functioning well too, they have been piling up unwanted fluids for too long while you were using the fingers over the mouse 24x7.

So once in a while, i.e., 4-5 times a day, groom your hair, shave, take a bath, walk off the pc, and walk outdoors...

See the point in losing the mouse-feel? You'll find that there are better curved surfaced in real life, apart from the mouse-tops...

HTH

I dont think you can money can be used to have friends

Friends are some one who will be with you when you have millions or zero

katipunan said:

dude you earn money from IM
and you can use it to have friends
throw a party meet new friends..

i know how you feel...

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Dude... what's holding you off from going there to the hospital again ON your 2 legs of course, and getting that Miss Nurses World, who had brought back the heat in you not long ago? Take some great roses with you, all mixed colors, meet her, give her those roses and tell her that you wanted to do this since the first day you landed in her laps -- err, care. Say more nice things, do eye-contact, put on your dazzling smile, and remind her how idiot you were the last time! lol. No, don't say that much...

I think she will come out with you for a candle-light dinner! Btw, you're rich, aren't you? I think you are... you've xrumer don't you?