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Call me Bartman for today

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by jb2008, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. jb2008

    jb2008 Senior Member

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    A few weeks ago I was in hospital for about a week (I still had access to internet, luckily, but couldn't do any work). Most of that time was spent in quite a lot of pain or vomiting. I felt pretty pathetic at my tender age not being able to walk or even drink a glass of water, needing a saline drip to stay alive. Worse was the fact that I know my sedentary lifestyle full of spamming and fast foods is to blame. There were some problems with my kidneys (not infections), that led to further complications with my blood. I'm not even as fat as Matt Cunts yet my increasing weight and poor lifestyle with lots of stress is ruining me.

    Apart from the whole being ill and generally feeling like shit, the worst thing about the hospital for me is the hot nurses. Yes, that's right. I hate it. I hate it because they are paid to be nice to you and I find it very patronising. I almost want one of them to tell me to FUCK OFF YOU SQUARE JAWED CUNT just to even things up a little bit. I was confined to my bed with tubes and needles in me looking at the pretty nurses running around so nice, polite and healthy, talking about their husbands, boyfriends and kids or whatever, and I was just there, bedridden and puking. I don't mean to feel sorry for myself, I'm just saying that I am wasting my life and potential. There is no reason why I shouldn't be banging these hot chicks. Even without money etc., it doesn't matter.

    I don't feel so bad about stuff that I have no chance of doing. For example I never feel bad about not being able to be a professional basketball player, there is no way I am good enough. I don't expect that of myself. But when I don't achieve something which I definitely have the potential to do, I feel shame and frustration at myself. It's the same when I went to the store a few days ago, it's only a small store but immediately as I went in I saw 2 smoking chicks and 1 pretty chick, it's almost like I would rather they be ugly so that it wouldn't trigger anger at myself.

    I just don't feel in much of a sociable mood to talk to hot chicks. My mind is always in Xrumer mode. And it has been infected by extremely gay black and white animals whose gayness has gone beyond the limit of phaggotry that I am willing to tolerate. I am just feeling a bit Bartman-like at the moment and need some shoulders to cry on. (heh, heh)
     
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  2. katipunan

    katipunan Registered Member

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    dude you earn money from IM
    and you can use it to have friends
    throw a party meet new friends..

    i know how you feel...
     
  3. Dan Da Man

    Dan Da Man Elite Member Premium Member

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    Self loathing?

    Come on man. This is pretty pathetic if you ask me.

    Stop crying, complaining, being fat and start loosing weight. I can tell you right now, your problems are due to confidence. Loose some weight, start working out and you will notice a difference.

    Your worries are far less important then many people around the world. Seriously wtf
     
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    this part is awesome! lol
     
  5. zidit

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    Try to make different in IM/internet world and real world
     
  6. Heatz

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    You learnt a lot during this last days about yourself and a lot of your weaknesses, you now know what you need to change bro, you now are stronger and better in so many ways that you were before. You are now closer to become the man you want to be.

    Your next goal (after you get up-to date with all your business I guess) Is to change what made you weak and what you don't like about your actual self, change all that made you feel and live all this on the OP.

    Then, after completing goal N°1. Goal N°2; get a hot-ass sexy nurse as a girlfriend.
     
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    That's more than just a Bartman case. Bartman was not "infected by extremely gay black and white animals". This is a different case my friend. There's no return from gayness...
     
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    Dude, get married :)
     
  9. sapo

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    Balance lol. You ask anyone who knows me they'll think I never sleep, cause Im always grinding on the internet trying to learn, implement new ideas etc etc.
    but I have a well balanced life, far from a fucking nerd. Have lots of friends, throw lots of parties, have general fun. and I always work out everyday except sundays or saturdays, cause that is a must or your turn into a fat nerd and create a thread like this when you start wondering how you life ended up liek that.


    "Nothing to 'it', BUT to 'do' it"

    Realist shit you will probably read or hear, our minds make things alot complicated then they actually are.
     
  10. Mr.VCC

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    Bart man!
     
  11. krzysiekz

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    Hate to point it out to you bud, but there is a lot more to life than 'bangin hot chicks'. If that's honestly the ONLY thing you got out of that whole situation then I am afraid you gained nothing valuable.

    You were on a drip to stay alive and you come back not being grateful for the opportunity to be alive and experience what the world has to offer - and you come back complaining about nurses and wanting to bang them?

    Again, this post is written in respect - and I'm only 21 myself, so I am not insinuating that I have godly knowledge and enlightenment about life - but it's not hard feat to see that you got it all wrong. I hope this post makes you think twice about what you feel is 'important'.
     
  12. LBrown

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    This is a golden nugget right here. This knowledge should give you the fortitude to move forward now.

    You're no Bartman though. He was way more pathetic and I don't think he even did IM.
     
  13. jb2008

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    @Dan, I don't really loathe myself... I just have my moments of frustration. It's actually more frustrating because I know my potential, I like myself and when I actually get into a social enough mood to talk to girls they are interested in me - not all, of course, but many of them. It's frustrating to see this potential thrown away. For example, if I see a nice few conversions and more money I can laugh to myself a bit, give myself a pat on the back, but then I see the kids playing outside in the sun and the girls who have now started to wear nice summer dresses and hotpants. But then is a girl the answer? Whenever I got a girl I wanted in the past, I would feel OK for 1 month, then vigorous banging would occur from 1-3 months, then after that I would begin to get annoyed by her presence and I would prefer to be alone especially when I was first learning Xrumer and stuff.

    "Hey JB let's go to the park" #file= {Hi|Hello|Greetings} SpinChimp "Hey JB I want to talk about my FEEELINGS" LinksList id323238443 "Hey JB what's wrong with you why are you ignoring me I have NEEDS" #random[a..z]#gennickFEWFGDSG *Giant proxy list* AArrrrgh.

    I don't know if any guys here can relate but when I see a hot girl, I just want her to maybe go on 1 or 2 dates with and have sex once in a while. I don't want to listen to endless talking and gossiping and general talking about feelings. When I'm in the mood to do that I will occasionally, and let them know, but otherwise, when I see a hot girl, I just think of her hotness and I don't consider how annoying she will be. And they are all annoying as hell to me. I wish girls existed who didn't have those negative aspects to them. It seems that nothing is for free in this world, everything has a price in some way or other. I mean, there is never going to be a girl who will come up to me and say "I understand that you are Xrumering all day so I will shut up because I understand that girls are annoying when they talk crap all day, when your blasts are finished I will give you a massage and a blowe job, then you can Xrumer blast all over me, then I will cook your favorite food. I would not leave you for anyone, not even justin bieber, the only exception is Botmaster" (which I accept) "I would also allow you to cheat on me as many times as you want and I would accept that this is male nature and I would not cry about it, I also promise not to cry all the time especially when you are in the critical process of preparing a fresh Xrumer blast." ...There would never be a girl like this.

    @Heatz, cheers mate. And I do have the goal of getting a hot nurse, yes. I love them I really do. Mind you, although you get the classic sweet, nurturing sort, some of them looked dirty as hell, daymmm.... If my body had at all been working I would have been tempted to fap.

    @sapo, I've had so many people telling me I need to find a balance, but I've just been so focused on Black hat SEO in order to succeed and excel in it. It takes dedication which involves sacrifices. But I agree, I need to do other stuff as well.

    @krzy, I totally agree. There is a LOT more to life than banging hot chicks. There was a period of my life all I did was approach and bang hot chicks. Not as many as I would have liked but there was a week where I felt like a pimp but also I felt very empty, as in, 'is this all there is?' I then decided that maybe money would make me feel more complete.

    @LBrown, I am considering getting a condom, putting it over my head, taking a picture and putting it as my avatar. In honor of our long lost soldier Bartman.

    P.S. To all those who think I am fatter than Matt Cunts, I'm not even fat really, I just put on a lot of weight in a short time. My body used to be quite toned so it was kind of a shock I guess.
     
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    Nothing like channeling your inner Bartman! Dude, really you need to come to terms with what is important in life and that's connecting with others. Your never go to make it with a chick, hot or otherwise, if you keep thinking of them as slabs of meat. Really, they can smell the desperation in a guy.
     
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    Just remember that every "super hot chick" is still a pain in the arse to somebody.
     
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    Nurses are very good. A wonderful profession :D

     
  17. manny521

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    It sounds like you need a prostitute...I think this is the way to go for you...no shame in the game...go to Tijuana or San Jose, Costa Rica...check out the Del Ray in San Jose...its a casino/whore house/sports book all in one...its disney land for men...

    edit: here is the url: http://www.delreyhotel.com/

    one of the coolest places on earth...

    2nd edit: probably the second best place on earth: http://www.hktijuana.com/ ...this place is off the hook...

     
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    manny521 Supreme Member

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    Also, the reason you pay for sex is not for the actual sexual act, you are paying them to leave after you are done...this is the secret to understanding prostitution...
     
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  19. chad362wiley

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    where the fuck is bartman?
     
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  20. manny521

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    who is this bartman you speak of?...ha!