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Calculation of my current sexual worth

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by PineappleCrush, Jan 9, 2017.

  1. PineappleCrush

    PineappleCrush Regular Member

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    dating sites = instant rejection/no reply
    bars = instant rejection
    social circle = non existent
    chance of getting pussy = 000000000000000000.1%
    chance of commiting suicide = 99.9%
    hatred of mindless mainstream society = 100%
     
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  2. issorc

    issorc Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Chances of this thread being of any value = 0.00%
     
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  3. 67MAD54

    67MAD54 Regular Member

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    You sound like you enjoy numbers so maybe look for a woman that enjoys the abacus and go from there :)
     
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    BloodyNinja Power Member

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    if not getting pussy is your reason for suicide, that pretty much explains why you are not getting it.
     
  5. datsunguy

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    invest in a sex doll they can't say no, or have you considered ordering a wife online? I heard they come with a warranty these days.
     
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    Hate people who put pussy on a pedestal
     
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  7. datsunguy

    datsunguy Supreme Member

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    Fuck you its a valid hobby
     
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    You do know that no matter how many zeros you add it's the same percentage
    000000000000000000.1%=0.1%=0.10%
     
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    I like the odds of this one. Very optimistic.
     
  11. NicholasVegas

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    First spend all your money in the most crazy way you can think of, then consider suicide.
    I've actually had a really good idea today about a top 10 to do list before suicide :p
    I'm not kidding, I'll pm you the list if you want.
     
  12. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    I have an idea for you. There's this event that happens near where I live called Coachella Fest. I've never been to it myself, nor do I intend on ever going, but a lot of "YOLO" girls in their early 20s go to it to smoke pot and screw strangers. I'm not even kidding, every area in a 20 mile radius of Coachella Fest smells like weed and chlorine during the event. I personally find it unsanitary.

    Anyway, see if there's anything like that in your area. I read something about a "Glastonbury Festival" that looks like the UK equivalent of Coachella Fest. It happens between June 21 through June 25 and it's a 3 hours drive from where you are, so perhaps that's worth considering.
     
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  13. NicholasVegas

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    Don't forget the "burning man" festival
     
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    Hahaha...When I saw this I laughed so hard.
    Good one :)
     
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  15. mynameisfrankenstein

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    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-men/

    LOL, I've never taken the test before. I'm going to right now on my coffee break.
     
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    Well your on this forum for a reason and I'm assuming that reason is to make money.

    Here's what you need to do. Make more money & start taking care of yourself ex: buy new clothes, inscrease your hygiene, get a better car, start going out more, learn how to hold a convo with a cute girl.

    Most girls, at least in Los Angeles, want a guy that's in full control of their life (AkA they have their shit together) and if you don't, chances are, u ain't gonna get shit.

    I make pretty good money and I can tell you money is just an object even in the eyes of a woman!

    You just need to use it correctly to get whatever you want :)

    Take care of yourself and turn yourself into the guy every girl wants. Problem solved.
     
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    This is not the first time you've started a thread, with the explicit threat of committing suicide, because of XYZ, is it OP?

    You could be suffering from depression. Treatable ONLY if you sought after urgent medical attention.

    Referring to an interest in female companionship as "Getting Pussy", as you so eloquently express it, suggests to me that you're not mature enough to speak directly to any women.
     
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    Stop jerking off.
     
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    Focus on getting money.

    Worrying about pussy is only going to make you create another thread.
     
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