Calculation of my current sexual worth

[PineappleCrush]

dating sites = instant rejection/no reply
bars = instant rejection
social circle = non existent
chance of getting pussy = 000000000000000000.1%
chance of commiting suicide = 99.9%
hatred of mindless mainstream society = 100%

 

[issorc]

Chances of this thread being of any value = 0.00%

 

[67MAD54]

You sound like you enjoy numbers so maybe look for a woman that enjoys the abacus and go from there

 

[BloodyNinja]

if not getting pussy is your reason for suicide, that pretty much explains why you are not getting it.

 

[datsunguy]

invest in a sex doll they can't say no, or have you considered ordering a wife online? I heard they come with a warranty these days.

 

[spectrejoe]

if not getting pussy is your reason for suicide, that pretty much explains why you are not getting it.

This.

Hate people who put pussy on a pedestal

 

[datsunguy]

This.

Hate people who put pussy on a pedestal

Fuck you its a valid hobby

 

[Lunaaa]

chance of getting pussy = 000000000000000000.1%

You do know that no matter how many zeros you add it's the same percentage
000000000000000000.1%=0.1%=0.10%

 

[Zwielicht]

 

[segitard]

You do know that no matter how many zeros you add it's the same percentage
000000000000000000.1%=0.1%=0.10%

I like the odds of this one. Very optimistic.

 

[NicholasVegas]

dating sites = instant rejection/no reply
bars = instant rejection
social circle = non existent
chance of getting pussy = 000000000000000000.1%
chance of commiting suicide = 99.9%
hatred of mindless mainstream society = 100%

First spend all your money in the most crazy way you can think of, then consider suicide.
I've actually had a really good idea today about a top 10 to do list before suicide
I'm not kidding, I'll pm you the list if you want.

 

[Zwielicht]

I have an idea for you. There's this event that happens near where I live called Coachella Fest. I've never been to it myself, nor do I intend on ever going, but a lot of "YOLO" girls in their early 20s go to it to smoke pot and screw strangers. I'm not even kidding, every area in a 20 mile radius of Coachella Fest smells like weed and chlorine during the event. I personally find it unsanitary.

Anyway, see if there's anything like that in your area. I read something about a "Glastonbury Festival" that looks like the UK equivalent of Coachella Fest. It happens between June 21 through June 25 and it's a 3 hours drive from where you are, so perhaps that's worth considering.

 

[NicholasVegas]

I have an idea for you? There's this event that happens near where I live called Coachella Fest. I've never been to it myself, nor do I intend on ever going, but a lot of "YOLO" girls in their early 20s go to it to smoke pot and screw strangers. I'm not even kidding, every town in a 10 mile radius of Coachella Fest smells like weed and chlorine during the event. I personally find it unsanitary.

Anyway, see if there's anything like that in your area. I read something about a "Glastonbury Festival" that looks like the UK equivalent of Coachella Fest. It happens June 21 through June 25 and it's a 3 hours drive from where you are, so perhaps that's worth considering.

Don't forget the "burning man" festival

 

[apat85]

Fuck you its a valid hobby

Hahaha...When I saw this I laughed so hard.
Good one

 

[mynameisfrankenstein]

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-men/

SCORES

There are 26 points to earn or lose based on the questions asked. The scoring breaks down as follows:

-26: Why are you still alive?
-25 to -20: You’re an omega. Celibacy has its charms.
-19 to -15: You actively repulse girls. Your kind will usher forth the sexbot revolution.
-14 to -10: You’re always getted foisted onto the warpigs.
-9 to 0: Lesser beta. You don’t immediately disgust girls; they just don’t notice you. With much painful effort you can redeem yourself.
1 to 9: Classic beta. You catch some girls’ eyes, usually the ones you don’t want. Try not to make fatty fucking a lifestyle.
10 to 14: A few attractive girls in the bar will be intrigued by your presence. But you need game to close the deal.
15 to 19: Congrats, you have crossed the alpha Rubicon. A lot of cute girls will be pleased when you hit on them. But you can still fuck up by being yourself.
20 to 25: You’re a natural. Many hot girls check you out and forgive your occasional pickup blunders. You always have a look of sexual satisfaction on your face.
26: Super Alpha. Booty sticks to you like bird shit on car roofs.

LOL, I've never taken the test before. I'm going to right now on my coffee break.

 

[jacker818]

Well your on this forum for a reason and I'm assuming that reason is to make money.

Here's what you need to do. Make more money & start taking care of yourself ex: buy new clothes, inscrease your hygiene, get a better car, start going out more, learn how to hold a convo with a cute girl.

Most girls, at least in Los Angeles, want a guy that's in full control of their life (AkA they have their shit together) and if you don't, chances are, u ain't gonna get shit.

I make pretty good money and I can tell you money is just an object even in the eyes of a woman!

You just need to use it correctly to get whatever you want

Take care of yourself and turn yourself into the guy every girl wants. Problem solved.

 

[Gereral_Zod]

This is not the first time you've started a thread, with the explicit threat of committing suicide, because of XYZ, is it OP?

You could be suffering from depression. Treatable ONLY if you sought after urgent medical attention.

Referring to an interest in female companionship as "Getting Pussy", as you so eloquently express it, suggests to me that you're not mature enough to speak directly to any women.

 

[mynameisfrankenstein]

Stop jerking off.

 

[Conor]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124193391

Easy stuff.

 

[Rosca]

dating sites = instant rejection/no reply
bars = instant rejection
social circle = non existent
chance of getting pussy = 000000000000000000.1%
chance of commiting suicide = 99.9%
hatred of mindless mainstream society = 100%

Focus on getting money.

Worrying about pussy is only going to make you create another thread.