Here is a cute little way to crank out massive amounts of unique BS quickly without copy-paste. It's a writing formula for mini-scale content. It's useful for forum and blog posts, the main points in your article body, and just about anywhere else you need some BS real quick.
I call it the BS Written Content Generator. There are two steps and it is usually one paragraph long. But it can go on forever if you want.
Step 1. Make a statement. Any old statement will do, but something intelligent is better. Opinions work really well, but factual statements work, too.
Step 2. Back the statement up. This does not mean prove it. It only means say something about what you just said. You can use supporting facts, statistics, tell a story, break it down in steps, say what others think about it, whatever. You only need a couple of sentences for some really good BS.
Then go on to your next point and do it all over again. That is, make a new statement, then back it up. Make a new statement, back it up. And so on.
Don't worry about niceties like connecting one idea to the other in the beginning. Just get into a flow. Later you can pepper in things like introductions, transitions, summaries, etc. if you like. Don't get me wrong. Transitions and the other niceties are cool. They're just not necessary. People will read your stuff regardless if it's halfway interesting.
Here are a few examples based on the above suggestions I made, all using the same opening statement:
Supporting facts:
1. Black Hat World is a great forum.
2. There is a lot of useful information on it about making money. It is newbie-friendly. The navigation is easy... (yada yada yada)
Statistics:
1. Black Hat World is a great forum.
2. The number of members is nnnnn. Alexa ranking is nnnnn.You will find it on page one of Google SERPS for the terms xxxxx, yyyyy and zzzzz, and on page two for terms aaaaa, bbbbb and ccccc. (yada yada yada)
Tell a story:
1. Black Hat World is a great forum.
2. I remember when I first showed up here... (yada yada yada),
OR
There was a time when the now-banned member, Douchebag, decided to... (yada yada yada), etc.
Break it down in steps:
1. Black Hat World is a great forum.
2. You first need to sign up. Then you can go to the Downloads section and get stuff for free. After that, look around at the methods people give you for making money and the discussions. They post the greatest stuff. Check out threads with lots of views and posts. (yada yada yada)
Say what others think about it:
1. Black Hat World is a great forum.
2. You should see what others are saying, and don't think it's all peace and love. For instance, there's a guy on Forum X who says... (yada yada yada)
I'm sure you can come up with some other kinds BS to back up what you say.
You can follow any of these examples with a new statement/backup on just about anything. Staying within the topic of forums or BHW would be better, but if you don't, that's cool. Talk about a sexy chick you met. How much money you made. The weather. Whatever. Some people are bound to read it.
Maybe I should call it the BS Two-Step...
