[BRAINSTORM] BH Offline Bum Method

My bad if this has been posted/shared/banned/whatever. So here I sit on my netbook at the local library. (Remember those? It's like Google with the stuff actually printed out. And there's no porn. No good porn at least.) And I thought "Holy freaking Godzilla farts! A million niches arranged alphabetically. Print out some small flyers or cards and start shoving them in the damn books!"

Pick something, like travel. Find some CPA offers about it. Grab a stack and start shoving 'em in. Legal? I dunno, maybe not. If you're really worried about it, take them into the 'quiet reading room' or find a quiet corner and do it there. Or just stick them between the books on the shelves. Don't forget the magazines too.

It just might be crazy enough to work. I'm guessing that most of the people who still use the library as their main source of information haven't become immune to online marketing methods just yet.

Oh, and if anyone has tried this particular bum marketing method, please let us know how it worked out! (Kinda hard for it to become saturated, unless you spend all weekend driving to every library in a 100 mile radius.)

Hit me up if you need flyers, idk I might give this a try next week if I have some time

Appreciate it, but I was thinking along the lines of just printing up some simple stuff at home and coming back.

Yeah, you can get a cheap laser for $80 and run it till it dies.

iq465 said:

Yeah, you can get a cheap laser for $80 and run it till it dies.

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hahahahaha YES

Stick one flyer on the inside of the cover, and put more in between the pages

Funny idea! Maybe you could hit some book shops as well and start loading womens magazines with free trial weight loss CPA offers etc

You would look quite dodgy though

I've done teeth whitening at dental offices with 4x6 club flyers. Usually, if you offer them a split (or the secretary) they'll do it.

Interesting, but it is a very inefficient use of your time. You'd get more leaflets distributed standing in front of the library and giving them to patrons on the way in or out. Even when using highly targeted books -- like those on dog training -- for your dog training site, the time it takes to stuff the few books isn't worth the return.

But don't give up. I remember the story about Edison's search for a filiment to use in the electric light he was inventing. One person berated him for wasting time after he had searched 10,000 different things that didn't work. Edison denied he had wasted anytime, pointing out that he had discovered 10,000 that didn't work.

Or, put another way: you gotta kiss a whole shitload of frogs before you find the missing Prince.