Black hats unite!

Ok I'm about to post a sappy story that ends with I need money in a short period of time and your going to call me a noob. Lol. But in all seriousness my dad is in his 70s and still working. He owns his own small business and just got hit by a bankruptcy lawyer for 24k. Money he doesn't have. Apparently someone he sells to went through bankruptcy and now forcing my dad to pay back all the money given to him during that time because the company broke the rules and didn't have authorization to be writing checks. Unfortunately the way the law is written the law is in the lawyers favor. I need all black hat tips and tricks to rack up as much as possible. I don't care about banning of accounts or anything as long as I can get some pay days before it happens. Just as long as it's legal. I'm in a black hat forum so um... Ethics ain't an issue lol. I don't have long maybe a few months while he argues and tries to play the broke old man card but ultimately best case scenario is that he will have to make payments. So give me the dl on every short term way to make quick money. Please. With as much detail as possible.

I don't want to burst your bubble, but you have no chance. You see the people who can easily make 25k in a short time, they ain't on forums asking how to do it, neither are they teaching people how to do it. Your main issue is you seem to believe there are magical ways to make 1000s on the internet, ways that will just fall into your lap. I'd first start be ridding your mind of that delusion, because it ain't going to happen.

Short BTC.