Now grab one of those 5 gallon coca colas they make for Christmas. Open it up and put it aside.
Kneel down on all fours while holding the condom up so no mentos pop out.
Aim at your favorite neighbor or ex-girlfriend's house.
Face to the ground now while aiming steady as you can.
Ask an anal buddy to shove the open coca cola gallon into your ass and start pumping. The mentos will take from 30 seconds to 2 minutes to star fizzling.
Now pull your butt cheeks as far open as you can as the condom expands in your ass and shoots a shitload out your anal rail gun completely destroying anything in its shitty path.
Never tried this black hat technique before, but I might before I die, especially if I'm diagnosed with some deadly disease.