Discussion in 'Blogging' started by Gadsubone, Dec 9, 2015.
Can you tell me some Black Hat SEO techniques?
Of course. But you'll need some coca cola and mentos first. Make sure you have plenty, then get back to us.
I have a lot of coca cola and mentos now what to do with them
We're gonna start with the anus cannon.
Open up a brand new condom, unroll it and haul it up your asses. Start inserting mentos until you feel slightly uncomfortable. Let me know when you're dun, the fun begins next.
black hat seo is wrong for seo u should not apply these techniques google will penalizes you be care full
U done with the mentos yet ?
Yes I am, what is next?
Now grab one of those 5 gallon coca colas they make for Christmas. Open it up and put it aside.
Kneel down on all fours while holding the condom up so no mentos pop out.
Aim at your favorite neighbor or ex-girlfriend's house.
Face to the ground now while aiming steady as you can.
Ask an anal buddy to shove the open coca cola gallon into your ass and start pumping. The mentos will take from 30 seconds to 2 minutes to star fizzling.
Now pull your butt cheeks as far open as you can as the condom expands in your ass and shoots a shitload out your anal rail gun completely destroying anything in its shitty path.
Never tried this black hat technique before, but I might before I die, especially if I'm diagnosed with some deadly disease.
The best black hat SEO technique I can suggest is to head over to the Warrior forum. Their SEO section will be right up your street.
I also not expert on so call Black Hat Seo ..but
summary this is what most IM will claim...
Black hat SEO can push your site " Fast " but don't last long.
whereas white hat Seo slowly push your site , will last long.
If you want to rank your site fast, then choose "Black Hat" techniques
You make my day bro XD
How many of these do you have?...
I meant it to be a group exercize where folks could also help each other in the process. Kinda like a bohemian circlejerk for Black Hats if you know what I mean.
what exactly is black hat seo
Everybody needs a good anal buddy
You should visit and read many threads on black hat seo on BHW. You could search on google about this too. But at first you should try to know about White Hat. It is better.
I suggest tech
1. Hidden Content
2. Meta Keyword Stuffing
3. Meta Keywords
4. Doorway or Gateway Pages
5. Link Farming
Black hat SEO techniques are the
Low Pr Link Building
Separate names with a comma.