BHW: Make me a Lie

If I hired someone and found out they were 17 - I'd quit working with them right away. For starters, I wouldn't want to deal with kids because of immaturity and mindset. Biggest reason also is the legality of it and while the kid may be fine with it - their parents may not and get involved causing you a big big headache.
 
I was amazed about the ages here.. 16, 17 etc. pretty early starters.

My advice - be honest in everything you do and play smart - trust but check out some background.

And never try to intentionally harm people, what good does it do ? Falling on the same level.
 
There's more to "making money online" than scamming. I suppose Max Levchin or Mark Zuckerberg are just "work at home scammers"?

And online or offline business makes no difference, you don't go about threatening people. That just shows your gross immaturity and lack of business knowledge.

Even with the bad foot me and hexalor got off to in this thread I have to agree with this. If you only treat marketing as some online hobby thats all it will ever be. You should treat it like you would treat any other business because it is a business, I dont care what other people say it is a legitimate business.

If I hired someone and found out they were 17 - I'd quit working with them right away. For starters, I wouldn't want to deal with kids because of immaturity and mindset. Biggest reason also is the legality of it and while the kid may be fine with it - their parents may not and get involved causing you a big big headache.

Yer, I guess your right there are no mature 16, 17 year old kids but as soon as they turn 18 there responsible adults. /sarcasm
 
Lol, you donkey. As I said in my post above before I read this "He probably is going to pay you".

You've just made a complete arse of yourself with all your talk of threats. Perhaps that'll teach you a lesson, but I doubt it.

Some engineering prodigy if your attention to detail is so low you can't even send someone the correct email. Engineers have extremely acute attention to detail.
I clearly posted that far before you posted your last post. You have a pretty good attention to detail yourself.

And Mark Zuckerberg and Max Levechin are shitty examples. You basically just cited 2 stories that come along with as equal rarity as winning the lottery. Make money online to your most average internet user is probably something many have looked into at one point in their life, only to come across a shitty site where you need to pay an initial $65 before you can start "making money online". And that is, indeed, quite shady.

Sorry if I offended you with the whole 16 year old moving out - in the US, when someone "moves out" at age 16, it's generally b/c they are rebelling against their parents, which coincides with schooling. I guess it's a different thing in the UK.
 
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Wow Tomas, you really do sound like a douche. You are definitely not ready to be taking money from business owners because you can't even freaking figure out how to get paid.

Get a damn PO BOX or something. You started this thread by asking this basically:
"I did some work for someone, they are going to pay me, but I'm too scared to give him my information because I'm just a little 17 year old."

Shut up and get off this forum. I thought there was a "you have to be this tall to ride" sign at the front door.

Next, you start asking for our help to threaten this guy when you're the one who is too stupid to setup a payment method.

Once again, shut your pie hole and get off of the forum.

It's people like you and all the other idiots who are asking questions like "how do I scam people" or "how do I get back at someone" that really piss me off.


Oh, just read your last post. You must be pretty silver spoon fed if you think that all 16 year olds in the US usually move out to rebel against their parents. Get in touch with reality kid.
 
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If I hired someone and found out they were 17 - I'd quit working with them right away. For starters, I wouldn't want to deal with kids because of immaturity and mindset. Biggest reason also is the legality of it and while the kid may be fine with it - their parents may not and get involved causing you a big big headache.

Just because we are "young" ain't mean we dont have the right maturity and mindset..

Your better off hiring a 17 year old with half a brain then a 30 year old that pretends he know's whats going on in the world..
 
Just because we are "young" ain't mean we dont have the right maturity and mindset..

Your better off hiring a 17 year old with half a brain then a 30 year old that pretends he know's whats going on in the world..

I personally have nothing against anyone under 18 on this forum. I think it's more the type of person who writes at thread like this one.

They treat this site like it's a bunch of people sitting around ready to scam people.
 
I don't think you all are scammers so you need to get your head out of your ass on that one. The general public thinks you are all scammers though.
 
And hex, your situation when you were 16 is very different. I am a highly successful student poised to go off to a great engineering university. My parents have put in a lot of effort and raised me with good values and do not want to see my go awry into the "supposedly" shady business of making money online. And if you don't think the rest of the world thinks what internet marketers do is shady, then you are blind as a bat. You can thank GPT companies for supplying the shady, misunderstood stereotype of "make money online".

You need to man up and stop making assumptions about people.

Who gives a fuck what other people think? Why don't you just assure them it's all legal and get on with it. It pays the bills and more. If they want to go into a 9-5 and struggle to pay the bills each month then that's down to them. All the big companies are "shady" and anyone who thinks otherwise is ignorant.

You should buy a copy of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" and give it to your parents to read. They will soon get off your back.
 
Even though your 17, you're running a business.

Gotta stay flexible and never turn down money.
Get a mail box drop-off for $20 a month.
 
I don't think you all are scammers so you need to get your head out of your ass on that one. The general public thinks you are all scammers though.

You don't really know what you are talking about. Stop while you're ahead and go back to having trouble getting paid.
 
I gotta agree with everyone else here.

Grow some balls and quit bein so scared of your parents. You made some LEGITIMATE money online and it was completely LEGAL so why are you so scared to have your parents find out about it? Especially since you're 17 years old, not 11.

If you want to fall into the deceptiveness of what your mom is trying to push onto you (get good grades, get a degree, get a job, live happily ever after), then go ahead. I honestly don't understand why people still to this day think that's the only way to live and if you don't follow that exact lifestyle you will never "go anywhere in life". It's so far from the truth it aint even funny.

Also, who cares what the rest of the world thinks of us. Quit worrying about what other people think of you and quit doing things to please others. Please yourself first, that's all that matters.

I understand your mom wants what's best for you, but take this as an opportunity to educate her on what's possible with the internet so she understands it better. Like Meathead said a few posts up, get your parents a copy of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" and have them read it. Hopefully that will help them comprehend it better.
 
I don't think you all are scammers so you need to get your head out of your ass on that one. The general public thinks you are all scammers though.

Your mom is not the general public..

And you are not making a good impression to anyone here on bhw... if you want to stay here and learn for a while you should change your attitude. We are a community that helps each other and you should be able to take some "harsh" criticism aka "grow some balls" without blowing up if you want to succeed in this game.

But seriously..

Grow Some Balls.
 
greed meet mr identity theft.

Long story short: I did SEO for this guy on Craigslist and he's really happy and he wants to continue the job (we made the deal to pay halfway through).
I'm 17, my parents don't know that I'm involved in IM or talking to a random stranger. I told him paypal at the beginning of the job and I just got this email:

"Hi Mike,
I have the money for you, if it is okay, I could send you a money order to your snail mail. Sorry, my credit card is maxed out.
Please give me an address and I will get it to you ASAP.
Sorry for the delay as I was away and then right back to a busy work schedule."

I really don't want to give him my address at the risk of him creeping/my parents finding out/etc. I need a lie or a good return email. We could go the route of waiting till the credit card "unmaxes" (maxed out: what does this exactly mean? ), use bank account, use a different credit card. Just remember I need a lie to explain why I can't give him my address.

HELP ME! THANKS!
 
waiting till the credit card "unmaxes" (maxed out: what does this exactly mean? ), use bank account, use a different credit card. Just remember I need a lie to explain why I can't give him my address.

HELP ME! THANKS!

Firstly maxed out, means hes used up his debit limit. Effectively he woes a lot of money.

Heres a few solutions to you problems.

  • Bank wire.
  • Get a PO box for a few days.
  • Send it to someone older who you trust.

Heres some excuses:

  • Say the tax department is hitting me hard and I want to keep the money virtual.
  • That particular method feels unsafe!

Hope that helps mate!
 
Have him use Green Dot. They sell them at CVS, WalMart, Meijers. He can go in there, pay for what he owes you, send you the Green Dot Number...then you can have it put into your Paypal acct. Its instant and only costs him $4.64 each time.
I use it for adding Paypal since I had my Paypal acct charged back fraudelently. I keep very little money in there...and if I need more..I go get a Green Dot.
 
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