Beware the Magic Stamp People!

Major_Tso

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Do you think you know crazy? Well, so did I...

There's this weird family in our building who believes that they know the secrets of law. They placed "judgments" in our mailbox that have signed stamps on them. The writing is head-hurting gibberish with random colons and hyphens.

Apparently... my family has a "judgment" of $10 million dollars for trespassing because my cat chases their cats out our patio area. It said, "As captains of your vessel(s): you-are-negligent: of trespass: dewarrented aggression: by-association: against the free individuals: occasionally referred to by: The-H___-Family. The remedy maker has ruled: to be: no lesser: than $10 million. Without: prompt payment: Action will be enjoined: to the :highest frequency: of the law: and conscious: natural will of the: freemen: the travelers: of this case"

Many other neighbors have told me this sort of thing has happened to them as well. The good news is the dad of the family is in county jail for contempt of court for refusing to rise for the judge.

My avatar is perfect as they are 2 spooky 4 me. I am no expert of the law myself, but it seems they have entered a very dangerous grey legal area.
 
If you want help, just let me know. I'm studing law, it Will be an interesting case haha
 
If you want help, just let me know. I'm studing law, it Will be an interesting case haha

The problem is they are the types of people who generally are deeply in debt...
 
You just reply back with a magic stamp letter and write $100 million fine for trespassing your mailbox and put CEOSam's pic under Yours sincerely in the letter. You won't get any magic letters anytime soon then..

Yours Sincerely,

O4oDVcd
 
You just reply back with a magic stamp letter and write $100 million fine for trespassing your mailbox and put CEOSam's pic under Yours sincerely in the letter. You won't get any magic letters anytime soon then..

Yours Sincerely,

O4oDVcd

Me and Jennifer have got to eat. You're right man. Much thanks.
 
The voices in their head more likely.

lol, I watched this video on schizophrenia in school. The Tv and the dude in the video had a conversation about how the weather was coming for him. And the pizza bubbled and spoke to him too.
 
lol, I watched this video on schizophrenia in school. The Tv and the dude in the video had a conversation about how the weather was coming for him. And the pizza bubbled and spoke to him too.
Did you know that people who grow up in cities are 2X more likely to develop schizophrenia - normalized for race + gender + socioeconomic status.
 
My friend is a wannabe PI, so I gave him the letter and asked him to do some digging. He found that this colon stuff leads to a crazy guru. He puts sammyboy's delusions to shame. And the craziest part is people pay thousands to hear his "secrets." People who try this stuff in court get sent to jail!

Here is a video:
 
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