Santa is the best IM anywhere....
Really its true...
The facts.
He works just one day a year.
He lives in a cool place.
He has a cool ride.
He has an army of helpers.
All his products are paid for by someone else.
He does not have to worry about returns.
The products are sourced from everywhere.
No one hates him*
He is always top of Google.
Cutts won't even mess with him.
He pays no tax (anywhere) fictional deity's are excluded.
I am pretty sure he has something better than diplomatic immunity. (He will never get busted)
We all have to pay him.
The difference in price between before Xmas and the January sales is his cut.
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*I do now,
Screw the black hat I want a red hat.
Dear g0d, this guy is Chuck Norris in a red suit.