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And in only 3 weeks! That's mighty impressive.

Thanks for the laugh.
 
As I started to lose weight, I noticed the color of my beaver was not really all that attractive. So, I searched around online and found a great vagina color dye! It's worked wonders, and I'm now perfectly virginal pink down there like every lady should be. My self esteem was through the roof after this one, and I couldn't help but show everyone I met when I went shopping to Walmart, and later at the police station.
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Loooooooooooooooooool!
Everyone knows the perfect woman is a virgin who cooks well, right? So the next wonder-product I found to help change my life was a cream that helped a LOT - I just rub it in, and hey presto - instant virgin again! I found after getting this cream I could charge a few bucks more so it paid for itself in weeks.
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Good girl.
I realised that to be the perfect woman I was going to have to learn how to give a good blowjob if I was going to get anywhere! You need to realise the power of this skill too. I found a really good book on how to do it right, and spent hours practising on hotdog weiners - it was fun, I got to practise my technique and have a little snack at the same time. I always made sure to pop an acai pill right after, just to keep the fat from the hotdog off my hips as well.
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Couldn't agree more.
I just forwarded this to every woman I know.
Mum told me not to come round for dinner on Sunday.
 
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"...I'm now perfectly virginal pink down there like every lady should be."

Damn skippy!

Who wrote that - Howard Stern??? Geez.
 
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hahah the color my vagina leads to a page called my new pink button. lmao
 
hahahah, look at all the steps. the whole page is filled out with aff links.

i am getting a flashback about this website coping therichjerk, the copycat was thepoorjerk. don't remember the name of the website, but that was classic
 
leedaman said:
naa the best landing/squeeze page in history is this one here
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So true!
Amazon product pages have been split-tested to death too, so eCommerce sites can do a lot worse than copy them. In fact, all of the big sites are pretty optimised for great conversion rates
 
Had to bring this back to the top.... This is epic!

Hope it makes someones day out there.

"Even my kids told me I stank..." - If the point of the LP is to get people to call CPS then I am almost ready to convert! Poor freakin kids...
 
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