trooper
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- Jun 5, 2009
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Loooooooooooooooooool!As I started to lose weight, I noticed the color of my beaver was not really all that attractive. So, I searched around online and found a great vagina color dye! It's worked wonders, and I'm now perfectly virginal pink down there like every lady should be. My self esteem was through the roof after this one, and I couldn't help but show everyone I met when I went shopping to Walmart, and later at the police station.
Good girl.Everyone knows the perfect woman is a virgin who cooks well, right? So the next wonder-product I found to help change my life was a cream that helped a LOT - I just rub it in, and hey presto - instant virgin again! I found after getting this cream I could charge a few bucks more so it paid for itself in weeks.
Couldn't agree more.I realised that to be the perfect woman I was going to have to learn how to give a good blowjob if I was going to get anywhere! You need to realise the power of this skill too. I found a really good book on how to do it right, and spent hours practising on hotdog weiners - it was fun, I got to practise my technique and have a little snack at the same time. I always made sure to pop an acai pill right after, just to keep the fat from the hotdog off my hips as well.
naa the best landing/squeeze page in history is this one here