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Behind the Curtains of the SEO Elite

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by legoknekt, Jul 15, 2016.

  1. legoknekt

    legoknekt Junior Member

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    Hey, guys and girls!

    I don't know if it's because it's summer or what, but it's quiet in the lounge.
    So my plan to end the silence is to break some news for you all.
    It might come as a big surprise for some, for others not so much.
    @pewep and I have been fighting for some time now.
    Over what you might think?
    Money? Crack? Who has the best super power?
    No, my friends! It's about punani, the "pink cocaine".
    Anyways, it all started with this.
    Ceosam invited me to a get together with the seo elite, which is equivalent to the Rothschild family.
    As you might know, when Sam invites you to something like this you can't just say no, so I called to get my private jet ready for lift off.

    (pic as evidence from the jet)

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    A couple of hours later.
    Jetlagged as fuck, I get off the plane and get in a Bentley that Sam hooked me up with.

    I get to the party, and it's CRAZY!!!!
    Tables filled with drugs that would make the Scarface movie look like a kindergarten movie.
    Sexy ass seo ladies, and shitloads of Jacuzzis.
    To top it off he had a hackers corner where he and his "gang" (I think I'm too white to say what they called themselves) had coded a new PayPal instant cash generator.
    And it wasn't a shitty cash generator where you only can transfer 20 bucks each time, but 10 000 each time.

    So when I reached $100 000 000 on my PayPal, I felt like I could socialize with the crowd around the jacuzzis.
    Said and done but who do I meet if not @alwaysinvisible (AI), she is hammered, and she se me, and I'm thinking FUCK!!! Didn't she get a restraining order because she felt intimidated by me or some shit?
    But Sam told me that it was cool and he could/would/should smack that bi-atch around if she would call the popo to his hood and be disrespectful and shit.

    Anyhow, she was drunk as fuck, and she has had a fight with pewep earlier, so he wasn't there.
    She was really clingy and were grabbing my crotch area and saying "do you still have that old 80's phone? Nvm, I thought wtf, this is fine ass a classy lady.
    And in just that moment Ste showed from nowhere, like a jack in the box, dressed as a shemale, (my deepest apologies for assuming your gender).
    He went from jacuzzi to jacuzzi dipping his ballsack and shouted "the time boys!" (first time I met him, so I'm not sure if he always dresses like that).
    We were maybe 200 people there, and everyone was either drunk as fuck or high as a kite, in other words, it was a succsessfull party!

    Here's a pic from the party, and as you can see even sams sweet sweet GF is there, so a big middle finger to you guys for not believing him.
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    Back to the story.
    I and AI grabbed a bottle of grape drink champagne and sat ourselves down in one of the jacuzzis.
    After that, my memory is a little fuzzy, but I recall a bukake fest and a ping pong show.

    A fantastic party and I hope I get invited soon again!

    ps.
    For those who wonder, one of my latest super powers that I have discovered is the power of stealing.
    My kryptonite is eyewitnesses and the police.
     
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    5 minutes wasted !!
     
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    LOL love it....Funny stuff. Good writing and awesome graphics.
     
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    thought it was real until I realised I got trolled.
     
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    haha nice laugh for the day.
     
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    Okay dude at least it gave me some laugh.

    Cheers,

    Finn
     
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    Too early in the morning for me, that party pic with @ceosam and @Ste Fishkin made me sick in my mouth.