Ass backwards

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  1. marusia

    marusia Senior Member

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    Do you ever find yourself doing anything completely ass backwards? I just had a guy tell me he's looking for advertisers on his website...that does NOT exist yet. :D

    It reminded me when I started IM. I read all this stuff about how SEO can take a while to get your site ranked, so I figured, "I better get it started now!". I hadn't even added any content to my site. All it was was a domain. Now I have backlinks ranking higher than that site, as I completely forgot about it. :)

    I'd like to hear other stories of people who have made their noob mistakes and aren't afraid to admit it.
     
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  2. Kickflip

    Kickflip BANNED BANNED

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    My favorite "ass backwards" thing that people do a lot on BlackHatWorld is when guys make a thread about landing a big time SEO client and then 3 days later they make a new thread asking how to do SEO.
     
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  3. jonnyquest

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    I think the saying is "back asswards" if I remember right...Oh shit too many mistakes to list
    except for one.

    Had one guy pay me to do a Google Places and next thing you know I found it and he
    said he was just f'n around and started it himself..huh? DBer ... other things with this
    guy so I took his money and said adios

    JQ
     
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  4. Detangled

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    I know this is an old thread. But sometimes being "Ass Backward" may cause the biggest fortunes in history. Just ask Bill Gates. ;)
     
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    Some time ago there was guy who said he got 20 clients in 1 month making him $2000.

    And in next days he asked how to get clients.

    So thats kinda weird
     
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    Dilettante Power Member

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    Hello,

    if you are not a bot, just look at the date of the previous post: 2013.

    You commented something which is 2 years old!

    That, it's ass backwards!
     
  8. lucasbraydon

    lucasbraydon Supreme Member

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    !sdrawkcab ssa si tahT
     
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  9. HoneyHelper

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    My friend does it all the time!
    he has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ in his bank account right now!
     
  10. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan OG Blue Tick Exec VIP Jr. VIP

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    Dude, what is your address? I would love to send you a surprise through the post for bumping this ancient thread.
     
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  11. Fuggz

    Fuggz Power Member

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    Come on now W130SN, don't pretend like you can't find his address, the last thing he ate and last place he took a sh** within 5 minutes ;)
     
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