Ask me ANYTHING!

Well if OP will not answer questions, I will hijack the thread to give people want they want.

Where the fuck did I leave my keys?
Buy a key finder.

What is your favorite color?
Black Red and Green.

How do you prevent water splashing your butt when pooping?
Poop while standing or poop while flushing.

How many people are having sex right now in China?
I don't know. To get rough estimates, I would head to the water treatment plants and count the number of used condoms cuming in from the sewer systems.

what you think about adsense?
A great money making system purchased by the greatest black hat company on the planet.

Can you tell me what is in the secret sauce?
No, but you can send the sample to a laboratory and find out for a cost.

Why most noobs fail ?
Lack of experience with out experimentation, but information overload compounded with false information is mainly to blame.

When Nokia mobile boots, we see two hands. I seriously wanna know whose hands are those.
Contact a lawyer to contact nokia. Ask for the model release of the image in question. Make up reasonable excuse to find out.

When I'll become Millionaire ??
When you realize you need to hire employees to work for you.

How to get haircut like this?
Get a afro haircut, glue the left over hair on a piece of cardboard and staple it to your forehead.

My girlfriend farted while we were kissing should I break up with her?
No, girls that fart are special.

What the hell happened yesterday?
Yesterday is what happened.

Mental Problem ?
Maybe.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
It happened at the same time.

1 How did you venture into media buying?
2 Have you had any success with media buying?
3 What budget did you start with?
4 Are you good at design?
1 Created an account. 2 Yes. 3 5k years ago. 4 meh so so.

how do you lost your virginity ?
Fell off a mountain and fell on top of a girl.

Hi buddy, can you tell me please where I can find or give me easy solution about how to find Adwords keywords of my competitor sites ?
Easy solutions are costly ones. Semrush, the data is not 100% accurate.

how are you?
I do not understand the question. The question is irrelevant.

What is your aim?
I score 96% accuracy with hand guns and 98% accuracy with rifles.

Can you tell me how to earn 10$ per day while sleeping ???
Craigs list post. Man sleeping in bedroom, do what you will, leave 10$ on the table.
 
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
 
Can you tell me what is in the secret sauce?

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Snake Oil of course :)

One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?
Simple simultaneous equation... to give

50 humans
24 horses

...do I get a cookie now? :)
 
Deal with GroovinMind however you want. We have 15 people in our office all on the same network.

ok maing, here's a question for you: :)

a user by the name of GroovinMind joins the forum on 3/16/2012. he later receives an infraction on 4/28/2012. to remedy this, he ditches his old account and registers a new one on 4/30/2012 called CosmicSoundz, and then continues to use this account to become a jr.vip and open a BST.

so the question now is, how should this person be dealt with? ;)
 
@CosmicSoundz
I amNOT trying to be funny here, but I had imagined that you were "whatever" (aka stoned, pissed or whatever) when you
opened this thread, and now you appear to be in all sobriety, and still talking like this?
Are you serious?
I have enjoyed some of your posts, but I would seriously tone down the attitude,
it is a bad example to others, and besides, I would hate to see you get another infraction or worse!

Come on, no matter how angry / upset you are, chill a little man. take it easy. show the respect.

EDIT:
11 minutes too late.
Oh well, let this be a lesson to others,
treat the Mods with respect, because
they ARE doing a worthwhile job,
and don't need backchat and cheek,
ESPECIALLY if you were in the wrong in the first place.
I do not know the full story, nor do I want to,
but I do put my trust in the Mods / Admins because I am sure that they see things more
than we do, so put your trust in them, because they DO MAKE the right call.

/2 cents
 
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What new name will you be choosing when you open your next account ?

Astralsymphony
CoolGalacticMelodies
SwingingSatellites
HipCatHadronCollider

Any of the Above ?

hahahaha that one made me laugh.....
 
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