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Are YOU Smart Enough To Get Nerd Jokes?

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  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    Hahaha.....!
     
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    HA...Best one was Buddhist Monk: Make Me One With Everything!

    I did not get the hard_things: OBOE
     
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    What kind of joke was the last one?
     
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    Hahahahahahahah............I don't get it!
     
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    LOLLL.. nice .I like these.:cat3:
     
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    These are pretty funny :)
     
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    "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here", says the barman. A tachyon enters a bar.

    What do cosmic neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom.

    Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
     
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    LOL These made my day thanks!
     
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    Bahaha brilliant.
     
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    It 's an out of bound error, common problem in the days of C/C++. You allocated 5 "spaces" in memory for a buffer, but counting starts with 0, not one. Then you try to write on buffer[5] (which would be the 6th element, which is not provisioned for the buffer) and all hell breaks loose :) OBOE exploits are a very common class of hacking exploits and are usually referred as "buffer overflows".

    The Buddhist joke was awesome :D
     
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    I think it's meant to be funny because he started off by saying what are the 2 hardest things blah blah, and then mentioned 3 things. In C and other programming languages you reference the first element of an array with [0], second is [1] and third is [2] so being off by one is a common error.....

    Hilarious right? :p

    Some ones I've heard:

    There are only 10 types of people in the world; those that understand binary, and those that don't.

    Rene Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender asks "Do you want a drink?", to which Descartes replies "I think not" and then he vanished.

    There's no place like 127.0.0.1



    I'll stop now...[h=3][/h]
     
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    I just got the "OK" joke; seems like the monk sent a bit of enlightenment :D - still don't get the cat joke though :( Could someone explain it?
     
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    The greek letter Mu is used to represent the coefficient of friction.
     
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    F*ck :D thanks :)
     
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    is it a boy or a girl?
    yes!

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    Super funny - made my day - everyone needs a good laugh 4 to 5 times per day :)