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HA...Best one was Buddhist Monk: Make Me One With Everything!

I did not get the hard_things: OBOE
 
Guess I'm not geeky enough:-)
 
"We don't serve faster-than-light particles here", says the barman. A tachyon enters a bar.

What do cosmic neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom.

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
 
mkstromin said:
HA...Best one was Buddhist Monk: Make Me One With Everything!

I did not get the hard_things: OBOE
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It 's an out of bound error, common problem in the days of C/C++. You allocated 5 "spaces" in memory for a buffer, but counting starts with 0, not one. Then you try to write on buffer[5] (which would be the 6th element, which is not provisioned for the buffer) and all hell breaks loose :) OBOE exploits are a very common class of hacking exploits and are usually referred as "buffer overflows".

The Buddhist joke was awesome :D
 
mkstromin said:
HA...Best one was Buddhist Monk: Make Me One With Everything!

I did not get the hard_things: OBOE
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I think it's meant to be funny because he started off by saying what are the 2 hardest things blah blah, and then mentioned 3 things. In C and other programming languages you reference the first element of an array with [0], second is [1] and third is [2] so being off by one is a common error.....

Hilarious right? :P

Some ones I've heard:

There are only 10 types of people in the world; those that understand binary, and those that don't.

Rene Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender asks "Do you want a drink?", to which Descartes replies "I think not" and then he vanished.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1



I'll stop now...[h=3][/h]
 
I just got the "OK" joke; seems like the monk sent a bit of enlightenment :D - still don't get the cat joke though :( Could someone explain it?
 
Super funny - made my day - everyone needs a good laugh 4 to 5 times per day :)
 
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