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Any troubles with pets?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by 12popi123, Jul 26, 2016.

  1. 12popi123

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    Hi, last night i experienced very strange moment. When i was sleeping my cat Toni brought at night a bat, he flew and landed somewhere around my legs,when i woke up i have no clue what happening to me and i scared a bat.he bite me and cat which scratched me. It was a bit horrifying moment at first and seeing that bat near my head. And today he brought home a mouse, ate a half and other half left for me i guess.

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    Some cats will leave "gifts" for the people they consider one of their own. You're supposed to be proud, or at least pretend to be proud of the cat, give her a treat, and then dispose of the gift's carcass when the cat isn't looking.

    As for the scratch, perhaps it was an accident.
     
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    Tag FA925 in your post and watch what happens. :D

    Don't do it.
     
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    My dad used to have a 65kg dobermann

    When he started to fuck you leg you didn't tell him to get off, you asked him to hurry up.
     
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    Any troubles with ...? Tribbles!




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    Discussing politics. Reported.


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    Your joking? or is what is considered politics heavily expanded lately on BHW?
     
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    lol dude i just laughed so hard that i nearly fall off my char ... shiiit
    reported for being member in mafia
     
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    100% joking. Remember, I'm the guy who used to start half the P&R threads haha.
     
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    Wilson I saw this episode together with my wife. She was very bored while in same time I found the episode brilliant :D
     
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    I agree

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    When I buy BHW in a few years, Ill make you the mod of Lounge where those topics are finally allowed again since they were banned mid 2008.
     
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    If a random bat bit you, I would definitely get a rabies shot, unless you wanna develop symptoms soon and have a horrible death.
    Rabies is scary as shit.
     
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    OP definitely got rabies. He needs to get checked out and have that 10 inch needle inserted into his belly button.
    OP if that is your cat, it is cute. I have become a real cat person in my old age. Fucking love em.
    But I have to admit that the injuries you received from the cat weren't devastating, I have had more serious injuries doing up the fly on my zip.
     
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    Actually cats leave you gifts, because they think of you as a huge claw-less cat that is so stupid and useless that you can't hunt for yourself, so they leave you "gifts" thinking that if they don't, you'll starve to death
     
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    That sure does look vaguely familiar... Now where have I seen that before...? Oh, right.
    It's one of those post stealing bots again that flips the sentences around. Reported.
     
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    It WAS one of those bots...
     
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    I didn't even have a chance to report it. :(
     
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