Any troubles with pets?

12popi123 · Jul 26, 2016

Hi, last night i experienced very strange moment. When i was sleeping my cat Toni brought at night a bat, he flew and landed somewhere around my legs,when i woke up i have no clue what happening to me and i scared a bat.he bite me and cat which scratched me. It was a bit horrifying moment at first and seeing that bat near my head. And today he brought home a mouse, ate a half and other half left for me i guess.

Spoiler include blood and a troublemaker

Zwielicht · Jul 26, 2016

Some cats will leave "gifts" for the people they consider one of their own. You're supposed to be proud, or at least pretend to be proud of the cat, give her a treat, and then dispose of the gift's carcass when the cat isn't looking.

As for the scratch, perhaps it was an accident.

Aty · Jul 26, 2016

Sorry, I'm not that good at this shit, but you get the point.

Zwielicht · Jul 26, 2016

Aty said:
Sorry, I'm not that good at this shit, but you get the point.

Tag FA925 in your post and watch what happens.

Don't do it.

Banned member 185991 · Jul 26, 2016

My dad used to have a 65kg dobermann

When he started to fuck you leg you didn't tell him to get off, you asked him to hurry up.

Wilson Grant Fisk · Jul 26, 2016

Any troubles with ...? Tribbles!

No tribbles were harmed during the making of this episode, but they were recycled into hairpieces for Donald Trump.

Sherb · Jul 26, 2016

Asif WILSON Khan said:
No tribbles were harmed during the making of this episode, but they were recycled into hairpieces for Donald Trump.

Discussing politics. Reported.

Capo Dei Capi · Jul 26, 2016

Sherbert Hoover said:
Discussing politics. Reported.

Your joking? or is what is considered politics heavily expanded lately on BHW?

Finn · Jul 26, 2016

Aty said:
Sorry, I'm not that good at this shit, but you get the point.

lol dude i just laughed so hard that i nearly fall off my char ... shiiit

Capo Dei Capi said:
Your joking? or is what is considered politics heavily expanded lately on BHW?

reported for being member in mafia

Sherb · Jul 26, 2016

Capo Dei Capi said:
Your joking? or is what is considered politics heavily expanded lately on BHW?

100% joking. Remember, I'm the guy who used to start half the P&R threads haha.

Finn · Jul 26, 2016

Asif WILSON Khan said:
Any troubles with ...? Tribbles!

No tribbles were harmed during the making of this episode, but they were recycled into hairpieces for Donald Trump.

Wilson I saw this episode together with my wife. She was very bored while in same time I found the episode brilliant

Banned member 185991 · Jul 26, 2016

Sherbert Hoover said:
100% joking. Remember, I'm the guy who used to start half the P&R threads haha.

I agree

#BanWilson

Capo Dei Capi · Jul 26, 2016

Sherbert Hoover said:
100% joking. Remember, I'm the guy who used to start half the P&R threads haha.

When I buy BHW in a few years, Ill make you the mod of Lounge where those topics are finally allowed again since they were banned mid 2008.

Finn · Jul 26, 2016

Ste Fishkin said:
I agree

#BanWilson

What about the massive dildos at your office and desktop ... Had a good ride today ?

PremiumAds · Jul 26, 2016

If a random bat bit you, I would definitely get a rabies shot, unless you wanna develop symptoms soon and have a horrible death.
Rabies is scary as shit.

Wilson Grant Fisk · Jul 26, 2016

risefromtheashes said:
If a random bat bit you, I would definitely get a rabies shot, unless you wanna develop symptoms soon and have a horrible death.
Rabies is scary as shit.

OP definitely got rabies. He needs to get checked out and have that 10 inch needle inserted into his belly button.
OP if that is your cat, it is cute. I have become a real cat person in my old age. Fucking love em.
But I have to admit that the injuries you received from the cat weren't devastating, I have had more serious injuries doing up the fly on my zip.

PremiumAds · Jul 26, 2016

Tan Shengg said:
Give her a treat, and then dispose of the gift's carcass when the cat isn't looking.At least pretend to be proud of the cat, Some cats will leave "gifts" for the people they consider one of their own.

Actually cats leave you gifts, because they think of you as a huge claw-less cat that is so stupid and useless that you can't hunt for yourself, so they leave you "gifts" thinking that if they don't, you'll starve to death

Zwielicht · Jul 26, 2016

Tan Shengg said:
Give her a treat, and then dispose of the gift's carcass when the cat isn't looking.At least pretend to be proud of the cat, Some cats will leave "gifts" for the people they consider one of their own.

That sure does look vaguely familiar... Now where have I seen that before...? Oh, right.

Zwielicht said:
Some cats will leave "gifts" for the people they consider one of their own. You're supposed to be proud, or at least pretend to be proud of the cat, give her a treat, and then dispose of the gift's carcass when the cat isn't looking.

As for the scratch, perhaps it was an accident.

It's one of those post stealing bots again that flips the sentences around. Reported.

BassTrackerBoats · Jul 26, 2016

Zwielicht said:
That sure does look vaguely familiar... Now where have I seen that before...? Oh, right.

It's one of those post stealing bots again that flips the sentences around.

It WAS one of those bots...

Zwielicht · Jul 26, 2016

BassTrackerBoats said:
It WAS one of those bots...

I didn't even have a chance to report it.

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