Any BMW fans here?

Many years ago I predicted that there'd be a big market for vintage cars, simply because they have no trackers, no chips, no internet connections.

In the near future, people will value their privacy much more than a fancy multimedia panel.
Just like those phones without any modern features or the internet. :D
 
I'm not an estate agent and I'm fully satisfied with the size of my c@ck so I guess I'll pass on BMW's
 
I'm not an estate agent and I'm fully satisfied with the size of my c@ck so I guess I'll pass on BMW's

No no no, you got it all wrong.

When you're unsatisfied with the size of the microstuffs you get a very loud wroom wroom wroom car or bike, or you get a big huge jeep or truck or a bus or something, to make up for your..mm..inadequacies...

But getting a BMW normal sized normal loudness car has nothing to do with that. You wrong man :D
 
Have you ever see a BMW with working turn signals? Exactly. Never understood why someone would want to buy a car with such quality control issues. :rolleyes:
Didn't ya get the memo. B.M.W stands for "Blinkers mustn't work". It's literally in the name.
 
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