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oxonbeef

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As it was a bit quiet in the shitlist tonight I thought I'd troll some skype spam.
[1:33:01 AM]*****************: Hello mate wass u
[1:33:19 AM] Oxonbeef: Hi
[1:34:09 AM] Oxonbeef: Who's this?
[1:34:45 AM]*****************: Hows u
[1:35:22 AM] Oxonbeef: I'm good.
[1:35:48 AM]*****************: R u looking for any service
[1:35:59 AM] Oxonbeef: Such as?
[1:37:04 AM]*****************: Fb real and active fans
[1:37:13 AM]*****************: High pr domains
[1:37:19 AM]*****************: Bulk accounts
[1:37:28 AM]*****************: Website cloning
[1:38:00 AM] Oxonbeef: What your going to give me some?
[1:39:12 AM]*****************: These r the services which m providing on bhe
[1:39:22 AM]*****************: Bhw
[1:39:39 AM] Oxonbeef: And?
[1:41:20 AM] Oxonbeef: So what are you asking me?
[1:41:49 AM]*****************: What and
[1:41:49 AM]*****************: I disnt get u
[1:42:04 AM] Oxonbeef: What are you asking me?
[1:44:33 AM]*****************: M just asking if you r looking for any service
[1:46:30 AM] Oxonbeef: Strange question.
[1:50:24 AM] Oxonbeef: You're rubbish at selling.
[1:50:38 AM]*****************: Wht
[1:51:03 AM] Oxonbeef: [1:50 AM] Oxonbeef: <<< You're rubbish at selling.
[1:51:12 AM]*********: Hw
[1:51:50 AM] Oxonbeef: Why should I buy from you? You have offered me no incentive.
[1:52:29 AM]*****************: Wht incentives you need
[1:52:38 AM]*****************: Just let me know
[1:53:31 AM] Oxonbeef: I want you to give me your services free and I'll get you more business then you can handle.
[1:54:07 AM]*****************: Which service u need mate
[1:55:21 AM] Oxonbeef: DMOZ listing.
[2:00:39 AM]*****************: Waiting for your reply
[2:01:00 AM] Oxonbeef: [1:55 AM] Oxonbeef: <<< DMOZ listing.
[2:02:01 AM] Oxonbeef: You get that?
[2:02:06 AM]*****************: Fb real and active fans $20/k
[2:02:19 AM]*****************: No i disnt got mate
[2:02:32 AM]*****************: Whats DMOZ
[2:02:59 AM] Oxonbeef: SO you don't know IM?
[2:04:05 AM]*****************: Yes i know
[2:04:05 AM]*****************: Mate i m there on bhw
[2:04:56 AM] Oxonbeef: So let's get this right; You're going to give me 20k FB fans?
[2:05:02 AM]*****************: Plz tell me
[2:05:16 AM]*****************: For free
[2:05:22 AM]*****************: At no cost
[2:05:27 AM]*****************: ?
[2:06:17 AM] Oxonbeef: like I said,"I want you to give me your services free and I'll get you more business then you can handle."
[2:07:00 AM]*****************: Mate i can provide you but 20k will cost me $400
[2:07:15 AM] Oxonbeef: You came to me, I gave you a counter proposal and now I'm waiting on you?
[2:07:32 AM] Oxonbeef: How much do you want to make?
[2:08:03 AM]*****************: Can provide you 2-3 k max
[2:08:36 AM]*****************: Tht also i will gave to manage somehow
[2:08:41 AM] Oxonbeef: Max or min?
[2:08:52 AM]*****************: Max
[2:09:32 AM] Oxonbeef: So how will you provide the business I have for you?
[2:10:26 AM]*****************: Mate the business will include upfront money for any particular service
[2:10:43 AM]*****************: But here i have to providr you free
[2:10:54 AM] Oxonbeef: So you are going to pay me as well?
[2:10:58 AM]*****************: You can check my sales thread on bhw
[2:11:17 AM] Oxonbeef: Ok sorry.
[2:11:40 AM]*****************: Fr wht sorry mate
[2:12:07 AM]*****************: If you want i can provide you share on each order
[2:12:30 AM] Oxonbeef: So you provide me 2k for free and I'll get you loads of orders?
[2:12:42 AM]*****************: Yes
[2:12:54 AM]*****************: Exactly
[2:13:12 AM] Oxonbeef: And that is why you are rubbish at selling.
Little things please complex minds.
 
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Whoa, that was quite a trip... I wonder who ended up more confused, you or the 'seller'?

pd: could have gotten away with 2k free fb fans (??)
 
He must never sell something in his entire life :rolleyes:
 
He is most likely a beginner why laugh at him?
poor kid.
 
I must say that did make me laugh :D God, some people really are terrible at selling, everything about that was like what the hell... He didn't even understand you half the time haha.

This is one of the reasons why I will never have my Skype ID on my profile.
 
That conversation was slightly disturbing to read lol... Does the "seller" even want money?
 
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32 AM]*****************: Whats DMOZ

I literally fell off my chair. Fucking idiot.

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I hate these guys. They add you on Skype and their first conversation goes this way :

Idiot : Hey how are you?
Me : I am fine. Yourself?
Idiot : I am doing fine too. Are you looking for blog posting service?
Me : Not at the moment.
Idiot : Well please contact me only if you need it.
Me : Sure.

After 5 hours :

Idiot : Hey how are you?
Me : Dafuq?
Idiot : Are you looking for blog posting service?
Me : Me blocked Idiot.

Man...these guys just add a random lot of people and then they send messages without even realizing who they are sending to. If you are so un professional with your service, no one will buy from you. If your service is good, customers will come looking for you.
 
oxonbeef, I can provide you fb likes if you get me more business than I can handle :idiot:
 
I hate these guys. They add you on Skype and their first conversation goes this way :

Idiot : Hey how are you?
Me : I am fine. Yourself?
Idiot : I am doing fine too. Are you looking for blog posting service?
Me : Not at the moment.
Idiot : Well please contact me only if you need it.
Me : Sure.

After 5 hours :

Idiot : Hey how are you?
Me : Dafuq?
Idiot : Are you looking for blog posting service?
Me : Me blocked Idiot.

Man...these guys just add a random lot of people and then they send messages without even realizing who they are sending to. If you are so un professional with your service, no one will buy from you. If your service is good, customers will come looking for you.

Most likely read an ebook that went something like this:

Go to blackhatworld.com,
find users who have their skype id public,
go to fiverr.com and find the shittest link building service you can,
resell and earn,
welcome to arbitrage, 2013 marketing.
YOU CANT GO WRONG.

Please remember to join my mailing list,

Regards. Steven Wagenheim
 
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