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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by oxonbeef, Aug 31, 2013.

  1. oxonbeef

    oxonbeef BANNED BANNED

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    As it was a bit quiet in the shitlist tonight I thought I'd troll some skype spam.
    Little things please complex minds.
     
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  2. ttrox

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    Whoa, that was quite a trip... I wonder who ended up more confused, you or the 'seller'?

    pd: could have gotten away with 2k free fb fans (??)
     
  3. Bruut

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    ffs i cant stnd this speling
     
  4. monkid

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    He must never sell something in his entire life :rolleyes:
     
  5. Valefor

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    hahahah chat ended like a boss :D
     
  6. charbel

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    He is most likely a beginner why laugh at him?
    poor kid.
     
  7. Theodore

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    I must say that did make me laugh :D God, some people really are terrible at selling, everything about that was like what the hell... He didn't even understand you half the time haha.

    This is one of the reasons why I will never have my Skype ID on my profile.
     
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  8. madmoneyyy

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    That conversation was slightly disturbing to read lol... Does the "seller" even want money?
     
  9. G-S-T

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    [2[​IMG]32 AM]*****************: Whats DMOZ

    I literally fell off my chair. Fucking idiot.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. G-S-T

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    Link to sales thread?
     
  11. Stemar

    Stemar Registered Member

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    Total newbie how needs a little help to :slomo:
     
  12. iwillnbd

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    lmao...
    The last line was a killer!
     
  13. RushingWind

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    I hate these guys. They add you on Skype and their first conversation goes this way :

    Idiot : Hey how are you?
    Me : I am fine. Yourself?
    Idiot : I am doing fine too. Are you looking for blog posting service?
    Me : Not at the moment.
    Idiot : Well please contact me only if you need it.
    Me : Sure.

    After 5 hours :

    Idiot : Hey how are you?
    Me : Dafuq?
    Idiot : Are you looking for blog posting service?
    Me : Me blocked Idiot.

    Man...these guys just add a random lot of people and then they send messages without even realizing who they are sending to. If you are so un professional with your service, no one will buy from you. If your service is good, customers will come looking for you.
     
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  14. lakim0

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    oxonbeef, I can provide you fb likes if you get me more business than I can handle :idiot:
     
  15. G-S-T

    G-S-T Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Most likely read an ebook that went something like this:

    Go to blackhatworld.com,
    find users who have their skype id public,
    go to fiverr.com and find the shittest link building service you can,
    resell and earn,
    welcome to arbitrage, 2013 marketing.
    YOU CANT GO WRONG.

    Please remember to join my mailing list,

    Regards. Steven Wagenheim
     
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  16. bertbaby

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    The DMOZ listing was a nice touch!
     
  17. Leith

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    Link to thread? :)
     
  18. michaelr1988

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    Link to service? I would like to buy, I am sold.








    :p
     
  19. MafiaBoss

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    BTW what is DMOZ?
     
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    You forgot to ask his BHW username Oxon :)