American Life Partner Wanted

V · Jul 17, 2014

Girls prefer Optimus Prime, perhaps you should change your name first!

megatr0n · Jul 17, 2014

I already have a us visa but it is a visitors visa.

Sombrero · Jul 17, 2014

Op's next level.

reoman · Jul 17, 2014

wizard04 said:
If you want to work and live in US just go there an mingle until you find someone ho will marry you. All of my friend that wen there on student visas did get marriage proposals from girls in the us, some of them were hot looking.
So if you don't look like Quasimodo you will find someone there, but you need to actually go there first.

This.

If that fails, take a trip to Honduras, and we will take you in that way.

Deleted member 708208 · Jul 17, 2014

I don't see how people do this. I could not handle having some girl around just because I wanted
a Visa. Rather be my own man, do my own thing, and live with a peace of mind.

-RK

wizard04 · Jul 17, 2014

And don't forget, that you'll probably have no prenup so you will end up regretting the decision you hole life.

wow99 · Jul 17, 2014

It seems you are a guy with low confidence. Get your confidence straight and you will be doing this all alone without any support.

Techxan · Jul 17, 2014

Slim. said:
Lol, funny stuff man. Surely there's a whale around somewhere, apparently America's full of them. Good luck with your search.

I don't say this about many people, but I really love your..........

avatar.

MafiaBoss · Jul 17, 2014

+1 for adding Matrimony section in BHW.

GiftGuru · Jul 17, 2014

So what's in it for her?

So I can pass this thread on to the "bitches I know"...

megatr0n · Jul 18, 2014

I think we should reach an amicable agreement before, so don't worry about what's in it for her. I hope I am not too picky but I would prefer a genuine, single woman with values, who takes care of herself. I say this because, in the end, its possible we might be hooked permanently.

IamNRE · Jul 18, 2014

Just jump on a train and tell them you are mexican... they will turn the other way thanks to obama (SNAP). Inb4 No politics allowed.

proxygo · Jul 18, 2014

as a Brit i met my misses online 12 yrs ago - been together 10 yrs and shes a American
cant beat the real deal not this fakery crap

manking · Jul 18, 2014

Sep77. said:
Now I am just waiting for the day when someone ask here where to buy some crack in a respective city.

Hey man, you know where I could buy some crack?

pxoxrxn · Jul 18, 2014

Trepanated said:
W13 is a daft name for a kid.

Mine are called SW14 and EC1

His name is actually Asif.

See W130SN, not the only detective around here. Plus I follow you on twitter, so there's that.

Nirmal · Jul 18, 2014

LOL, this reminded me of one of my friend who married to Australian girl who is fat almost 150 kg plus and my friend skinny short guy lol just to get the visa. poor fella has lost his all hair in just 1 yr of marriage by keeping her happy every night hahaha

Wilson Grant Fisk · Jul 18, 2014

pxoxrxn said:
His name is actually Asif.

See W130SN, not the only detective around here. Plus I follow you on twitter, so there's that.

Dude, awesome work lol
We should partner up and start our own agency.

redrubies · Jul 18, 2014

wizard04 said:
If you want to work and live in US just go there an mingle until you find someone ho will marry you.

A ho is a good suggestion. Some typos are hilarious. lol

kvmcable · Jul 18, 2014

Nirmal said:
LOL, this reminded me of one of my friend who married to Australian girl who is fat almost 150 kg plus and my friend skinny short guy lol just to get the visa. poor fella has lost his all hair in just 1 yr of marriage by keeping her happy every night hahaha

WTF, does she pull his hair when she climaxes? Damn I got to hear the rest of this story.

Banjaxed · Jul 18, 2014

Step 1: Offer a free cat on Cragislist.
Step 2: Hit on all the cat ladies.
Step 3: ??????????????????????????
Step 4: "Murica

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