American Life Partner Wanted

[V]

Girls prefer Optimus Prime, perhaps you should change your name first!

 

[megatr0n]

I already have a us visa but it is a visitors visa.

 

[Sombrero]

Op's next level.

 

[reoman]

If you want to work and live in US just go there an mingle until you find someone ho will marry you. All of my friend that wen there on student visas did get marriage proposals from girls in the us, some of them were hot looking.
So if you don't look like Quasimodo you will find someone there, but you need to actually go there first.

This.

If that fails, take a trip to Honduras, and we will take you in that way.

 

[Deleted member 708208]

I don't see how people do this. I could not handle having some girl around just because I wanted
a Visa. Rather be my own man, do my own thing, and live with a peace of mind.

-RK

 

[wizard04]

And don't forget, that you'll probably have no prenup so you will end up regretting the decision you hole life.

 

[wow99]

It seems you are a guy with low confidence. Get your confidence straight and you will be doing this all alone without any support.

 

[Techxan]

Lol, funny stuff man. Surely there's a whale around somewhere, apparently America's full of them. Good luck with your search.

I don't say this about many people, but I really love your..........




avatar.

 

[MafiaBoss]

+1 for adding Matrimony section in BHW.

 

[GiftGuru]

So what's in it for her?

So I can pass this thread on to the "bitches I know"...

 

[megatr0n]

I think we should reach an amicable agreement before, so don't worry about what's in it for her. I hope I am not too picky but I would prefer a genuine, single woman with values, who takes care of herself. I say this because, in the end, its possible we might be hooked permanently.

 

[IamNRE]

Just jump on a train and tell them you are mexican... they will turn the other way thanks to obama (SNAP). Inb4 No politics allowed.

 

[proxygo]

as a Brit i met my misses online 12 yrs ago - been together 10 yrs and shes a American
cant beat the real deal not this fakery crap

 

[manking]

Now I am just waiting for the day when someone ask here where to buy some crack in a respective city.

Hey man, you know where I could buy some crack?

 

[pxoxrxn]

W13 is a daft name for a kid.

Mine are called SW14 and EC1

His name is actually Asif.

See W130SN, not the only detective around here. Plus I follow you on twitter, so there's that.

 

[Nirmal]

LOL, this reminded me of one of my friend who married to Australian girl who is fat almost 150 kg plus and my friend skinny short guy lol just to get the visa. poor fella has lost his all hair in just 1 yr of marriage by keeping her happy every night hahaha

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

His name is actually Asif.

See W130SN, not the only detective around here. Plus I follow you on twitter, so there's that.

Dude, awesome work lol
We should partner up and start our own agency.

 

[redrubies]

If you want to work and live in US just go there an mingle until you find someone ho will marry you.

A ho is a good suggestion. Some typos are hilarious. lol

 

[kvmcable]

LOL, this reminded me of one of my friend who married to Australian girl who is fat almost 150 kg plus and my friend skinny short guy lol just to get the visa. poor fella has lost his all hair in just 1 yr of marriage by keeping her happy every night hahaha

WTF, does she pull his hair when she climaxes? Damn I got to hear the rest of this story.

 

[Banjaxed]

Step 1: Offer a free cat on Cragislist.
Step 2: Hit on all the cat ladies.
Step 3: ??????????????????????????
Step 4: "Murica