I am a nice guy, and, for a while now, I have been fixing up my computer-illiterate friend's PCs for free. Last week my girlfriend's friend asked me to clean up her computer. She said her computer was running impossibly slow and she desperately needed it fixed. So, being the nice guy that I am, said "hey no problem, why don't you give me a call sometime this week and you can drop it off". So she calls me yesterday, but I told her my mom was in the hospital and I wouldn't be around all day, so she would have to wait. She said no problem, and wished my mom well. I get up this morning and go for a walk down to quiznos to get some food. It's really nice out so I decide to opt for a little extra fresh air and exercise and take the scenic route home. I am gone from my home 1 hour tops. When I get home, to my surprise, there is a headless PC sitting on my coffee table with a note attached to it reading something like: "Hi, no one was home, so I let myself in, thanks for agreeing to fix my computer blah blah blah". Now this is where it get weird. I live in a scuzzy city with a high crime rate, so I always lock my doors when I leave my house. Knowing for sure that I locked my front door when I left, I immediately called my girlfriend asking her if she knew wtf was going on and how the hell her weird friend got into my home. It turns out, this crazy bitch CLIMBED 3 STORIES UP THE SIDE OF MY BUILDING, like F'CKING SPIDERMAN, and entered my home through the half-open window on my balcony!! Needless to say, I am really pissed and I feel violated! How do I know what the hell she did while she was in my home alone? If she's crazy enough to enter my condo illegally when I am not home, then maybe shes crazy enough to stick my toothbrush up her ass or something! Why would she think that I would be ok with her breaking into my home? Why would she think that I would just fix her PC after she did this? What makes people do such stupid things? But the real question is, what do I do about it? Do I.. -Call the police and have her arrested? -Throw her computer off the side of my balcony. -Keep her her computer and use it for something IM related? ( I don't really want to be reminded of this experience daily tho) -Fix her computer and give it back to her? (lol yea right) Thanks for listening to me vent, I am very upset about this!