70 year virgin looking for husband

Roparadise

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If any of you are looking for a wife, there's a 70 year old British woman thats still a virgin and looking for the right guy to take her virginity.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4307366/Pam-seeks-millionaire-and-says-Im-ready-to-lose-my-virginity-at-70.html


Theres not enough alcohol in the world for me to hit that.

 

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Spaznik

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"[h=1]I'm ready to lose my virginity at 70"[/h]

Yeah, it took you long enough to be ready, didn't it?

 

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boxchevy

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SeniorPeopleMeet $4.50 cpl here i come. those are perfect profile pics

 

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mickyfu

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"The Sun" A very reliable source of information.

 

ShadeDream

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Roparadise said:

Theres not enough alcohol in the world for me to hit that.

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For a 70 year old she's not bad at all. Thought she would look a lot worse after reading your comment.

 

azguru

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She looks too provocative to be a 70-Year old virgin. I call bullshit

 

bertbaby

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Oh dear gawd, I can only ask why now other than the possibility she stumbled across a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.

 

Nigel Farage

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Bet it smells of lavender and mildew.

 

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jb2008

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She looked hot when she was younger. I wish I had approached her she would have been crazy in the sack!!

 

GiftGuru

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Nigel Farage said:

Bet it smells of lavender and mildew.

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Thanks for that....can't get the smell of mildew out of my head

 

Ramsweb

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BS article. Isn't the Sun the same kind of newspaper as that crazy newspaper called World Wild News or something like that? You know, the one that says the U.S. president becomes a snake at night and stuff - lol. Look at the picture a little closely (don't ask me why I did ) and you will notice that it is a photoshop edit. Only young girls have legs like that, not 70 year olds.

 

Nigel Farage

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GiftGuru said:

Thanks for that....can't get the smell of mildew out of my head

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I knew that was going to "get" someone.
There's a reason why women are so obsessed with fragrance, i.e. air freshener, etc...
They know things.
Things you DON'T want to know.
Here's a hint:
Never date (or become "intimately involved with) someone that thinks that if something smells good, it must be clean.
Certain, heavily-scented products are blaringly loud indicators of a filthy person.
The "Febreeze" commercials show how significantly large this segment of the population/demographics is.

 

ok888

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I smell bacon

 

lancis

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She obviously didnt discover ebay's virginity market yet...

 

BigFatWallet

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She has already passed the "sell by date"

Got to be moved over to the "sale" counter before the expiry date approaches. :ebay:

 

lancis

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BigFatWallet said:

She has already passed the "sell by date"

Got to be moved over to the "sale" counter before the expiry date approaches. :ebay:

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Yeah, coming to think of it, even if she sells PayPal dispute is unavoidable.