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70 year virgin looking for husband

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Roparadise, May 10, 2012.

  1. Roparadise

    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    If any of you are looking for a wife, there's a 70 year old British woman thats still a virgin and looking for the right guy to take her virginity.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4307366/Pam-seeks-millionaire-and-says-Im-ready-to-lose-my-virginity-at-70.html


    Theres not enough alcohol in the world for me to hit that.
     
  2. Spaznik

    Spaznik Newbie

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    "[h=1]I'm ready to lose my virginity at 70"[/h]

    Yeah, it took you long enough to be ready, didn't it?
     
  3. boxchevy

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    SeniorPeopleMeet $4.50 cpl here i come. those are perfect profile pics
     
  4. mickyfu

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    "The Sun" A very reliable source of information.
     
  5. ShadeDream

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    For a 70 year old she's not bad at all. Thought she would look a lot worse after reading your comment.
     
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    She looks too provocative to be a 70-Year old virgin. I call bullshit
     
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    Oh dear gawd, I can only ask why now other than the possibility she stumbled across a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
     
  8. Nigel Farage

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    Bet it smells of lavender and mildew.
     
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    She looked hot when she was younger. I wish I had approached her she would have been crazy in the sack!!
     
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    Thanks for that....can't get the smell of mildew out of my head
     
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    BS article. Isn't the Sun the same kind of newspaper as that crazy newspaper called World Wild News or something like that? You know, the one that says the U.S. president becomes a snake at night and stuff - lol. Look at the picture a little closely (don't ask me why I did ;)) and you will notice that it is a photoshop edit. Only young girls have legs like that, not 70 year olds.
     
  12. Nigel Farage

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    I knew that was going to "get" someone.
    There's a reason why women are so obsessed with fragrance, i.e. air freshener, etc...
    They know things.
    Things you DON'T want to know.
    Here's a hint:
    Never date (or become "intimately involved with) someone that thinks that if something smells good, it must be clean.
    Certain, heavily-scented products are blaringly loud indicators of a filthy person.
    The "Febreeze" commercials show how significantly large this segment of the population/demographics is.
     
  13. ok888

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    I smell bacon
     
  14. lancis

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    She obviously didnt discover ebay's virginity market yet...
     
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  15. BigFatWallet

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    She has already passed the "sell by date"

    Got to be moved over to the "sale" counter before the expiry date approaches. :ebay:
     
  16. lancis

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    Yeah, coming to think of it, even if she sells PayPal dispute is unavoidable. :)