500th Post - Sausage Expert - Ask me Anything

Autumn said:
Do you like your sausages short and fat or long and thin?

What about special sauce?

Do you have any special sausage memories, like when you took a particularly thick, hot sausage in your mouth and it exploded with warm juicy goodness?

What's your record for the number of sausages you've gobbled in a day?
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1. I like any size that will fit into my...... mouth....
2. I like that creamy white sauce.... Alfredo I think it's called?
3. Actually yes I was eating this Looooooong Polish beast. I bit into it and it was super hot so I jerked it out of my mouth quickly and all the juices squirted all over my face, but not all at once, happened in a couple of spirts. It was weird, but delicious.
4. Does it count if I didnt swallow them? If so, then Eleventeen.
 
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Wow, thanks for your answers. You've obviously handled a sausage or two!

Have you ever had a sausage that was just too big and you couldn't handle it all?

Do you like pink sausages or do you prefer to swallow the dark meat?

How old were you when you enjoyed your first sausage?

Would you say that choking down a fat sausage is something that all young men should try at least once?

What did your parents say when you first told them about your craving for a hot dripping sausage?
 
Method for cooking the perfect British banger? I want micro detailed shit.
 
Autumn said:
Wow, thanks for your answers. You've obviously handled a sausage or two!

Have you ever had a sausage that was just too big and you couldn't handle it all?

Do you like pink sausages or do you prefer to swallow the dark meat?

How old were you when you enjoyed your first sausage?

Would you say that choking down a fat sausage is something that all young men should try at least once?

What did your parents say when you first told them about your craving for a hot dripping sausage?
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I knew Autumn would show up at the mention of a big sausage.
 
thedon23 said:
Nope. I've met the OP. He truly loves sausages. See below (he looks younger in person)[/IMG]
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Found another picture of the OP chilling with his homeboy eatin Sausage on buns:

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Kickflip said:
Found another picture of the OP chilling with his homeboy eatin Sausage on buns:

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Well she lets me eat two wieners because the understands the craze, herself. Who do you think taught me how to eat wieners after all?

Autumn said:
Wow, thanks for your answers. You've obviously handled a sausage or two!

Have you ever had a sausage that was just too big and you couldn't handle it all?

Do you like pink sausages or do you prefer to swallow the dark meat?

How old were you when you enjoyed your first sausage?

Would you say that choking down a fat sausage is something that all young men should try at least once?

What did your parents say when you first told them about your craving for a hot dripping sausage?
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1. Well not exactly, experience allows me to figure out how to best tackle a big old hung meattube. Plus I have no gag reflex so it works out well.

2. I dont discriminate based on color, or size for that matter.

3. I think I was about 8 when I enjoyed my first sausage, my dad gave it to me. Good memories.

4. When you say "at least once" that kind of suggests that some might be okay with just experiencing one but I dont think anybody should just stop at one. So to answer your question Yes, I think all young men can greatly benefit and grow from having multiple sausage experiences in youth.

5. My parents were very supportive, helped facilitate my sausage cravings and made me realize that I should embrace my passion.
 
I don't mean to ruin your sausagey fun, but don't you think this thread is a little innuendo?

Especially when Autumn is asking questions



Anyway, What is the best kind of meat for a sausage?
 
Autumn said:
Do you like your sausages short and fat or long and thin?

What about special sauce?

Do you have any special sausage memories, like when you took a particularly thick, hot sausage in your mouth and it exploded with warm juicy goodness?

What's your record for the number of sausages you've gobbled in a day?
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hahahahahaah.....
 
minimo88 said:
I don't mean to ruin your sausagey fun, but don't you think this thread is a little innuendo?

Especially when Autumn is asking questions



Anyway, What is the best kind of meat for a sausage?
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Innuendos? Like.... Penises? GROSS! Always some pervert ruining a good sausage thread.

Anyway, to answer your question, ground chuck works well but if you want a real treat try some ribeye. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, that shit is bomb.
 
I have never had sausage in a beer bath. Does that taste any good>
 
well I am in mexico and seem's like most susages are made out of dogs the one thing I can't get over is the smell is there a way to get rid of the smell? I know some korean and phillipinos know the trick but I would like to bring that to my peers in mex

Suave
 
i would like like to try a variety of different types of sausage. i really like juicy sausages you know when you bite it squirts all over your face and it burns but it tastes so good and your so hungy that your just keep going at it.. thats what i want! i love my sausages
 
autumn said:
wow, thanks for your answers. You've obviously handled a sausage or two!

Have you ever had a sausage that was just too big and you couldn't handle it all?

Do you like pink sausages or do you prefer to swallow the dark meat?

How old were you when you enjoyed your first sausage?

Would you say that choking down a fat sausage is something that all young men should try at least once?

What did your parents say when you first told them about your craving for a hot dripping sausage?
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owned!
 
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