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2 jokes for shits and giggles

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dudemike, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. dudemike

    dudemike Power Member

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    i found them somewhere on the net:


    A picture is worth 1000 words,
    but 1000 words use 1/100th the bandwidth.

    A picture is worth 1000 words,
    unless it's a background image.


    Q: Why don't architects like Linux geeks?
    A: Because they only groan when you ask them what kind of windows they want to install.
     
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    ShadeDream Elite Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha omfg this is so not funny! lol
     
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  3. Razvan

    Razvan Power Member

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    lol , so true
     
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  4. mickyfu

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    Are these the kind of jokes computer geeks tell each other?
     
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    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Sure, care to share what kind of jokes guys that fuck 10 different models a month tell to each other? Oh, wait...
     
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    Wow tell me more, some of the best I have heard in my life.
     
  8. GiorgioB

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    there was another thread with programmer jokes.. they were funnier. but these ones are still good, always need to have a 10 min break and crack a joke or two, nothing wrong with that.
     
  9. carlikito

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    That was actually funny!

    But the first one made mad!! :smashfrea
     
  10. ZeroChano

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    Nice ..!!
     
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    What the heck is this? Is this some kind of a Joke? If so.... hahahahahahhahahahahah!
     
  12. madoctopus

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    That cracked me up... rofl

    haha
     
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  13. dudemike

    dudemike Power Member

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    i know some of you would find it funnier if i wrote in 101010001100101000110100011010 but that would take me too long....if you got some share
     
  14. No.RuleZ

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    im searching for the jokes and got error 404 in all
     
  15. minty

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    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
     
  16. madoctopus

    madoctopus Supreme Member

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    u know that because...

    Code:
    [B]HTTP/1.1 200 OK[/B] => 
     [B]Server[/B] => nginx
     [B]Date[/B] => Sat, 26 Jan 2013 05:11:42 GMT
     [B]Content-Type[/B] => text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1
     [B]Connection[/B] => close
     [B]Vary[/B] => Accept-Encoding
     [B]X-Powered-By[/B] => PHP/5.3.14
     [B]X-Pingback[/B] => http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/vbseo-xmlrpc/
     [B]Cache-Control[/B] => private
     [B]Pragma[/B] => private
     [B]Set-Cookie[/B] => vbseo_loggedin=deleted; expires=Thu, 01-Jan-1970 00:00:01 GMT; path=/
    ...that means those 1's and 0's are each 8 bytes, hence you are actually not writing in binary but in ASCII, hence wasting bandwidth?!?!?!?!?!

    P.S. Had to check server headers because if it was UTF-8 you would have wasted twice as more bandwidth.
     
  17. dudemike

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    heheheheheheh
     
  18. dudemike

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    you guyz actually checked if i wrote something in binary lol, i was just being sarcastic....
     
  19. dudemike

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    funiest one was few years ago, maybe 10yo, when this guyz on radio made phone prank, they called this chick and they told her she had some problems with her comp, told her to go to dos and to type deltree,, i know its messed up but it was funny at the moment, well not for her,