2 jokes for shits and giggles

[dudemike]

i found them somewhere on the net:


A picture is worth 1000 words,
but 1000 words use 1/100th the bandwidth.

A picture is worth 1000 words,
unless it's a background image.


Q: Why don't architects like Linux geeks?
A: Because they only groan when you ask them what kind of windows they want to install.

 

[ShadeDream]

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha omfg this is so not funny! lol

 

[Razvan]

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha omfg this is so not funny! lol

lol , so true

 

[mickyfu]

Are these the kind of jokes computer geeks tell each other?

 

[jazzc]

Are these the kind of jokes computer geeks tell each other?

Sure, care to share what kind of jokes guys that fuck 10 different models a month tell to each other? Oh, wait...

 

[Bestbuyfoam]

I want a boat like this one...

A must see!!!

Nitro boat vs whiny girlfriend


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFhJN4H0T0

 

[mickyfu]

Sure, care to share what kind of jokes guys that fuck 10 different models a month tell to each other? Oh, wait...

Wow tell me more, some of the best I have heard in my life.

 

[GiorgioB]

there was another thread with programmer jokes.. they were funnier. but these ones are still good, always need to have a 10 min break and crack a joke or two, nothing wrong with that.

 

[carlikito]

Q: Why don't architects like Linux geeks?
A: Because they only groan when you ask them what kind of windows they want to install

That was actually funny!

But the first one made mad!! :smashfrea

 

[ZeroChano]

Nice ..!!

 

[jameshilton105]

What the heck is this? Is this some kind of a Joke? If so.... hahahahahahhahahahahah!

 

[madoctopus]

A picture is worth 1000 words,
unless it's a background image.

That cracked me up... rofl

Sure, care to share what kind of jokes guys that fuck 10 different models a month tell to each other?

haha

 

[dudemike]

i know some of you would find it funnier if i wrote in 101010001100101000110100011010 but that would take me too long....if you got some share

 

[No.RuleZ]

im searching for the jokes and got error 404 in all

 

[minty]

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

 

[madoctopus]

i know some of you would find it funnier if i wrote in 101010001100101000110100011010 but that would take me too long....if you got some share

u know that because...

[B]HTTP/1.1 200 OK[/B] => 
 [B]Server[/B] => nginx
 [B]Date[/B] => Sat, 26 Jan 2013 05:11:42 GMT
 [B]Content-Type[/B] => text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1
 [B]Connection[/B] => close
 [B]Vary[/B] => Accept-Encoding
 [B]X-Powered-By[/B] => PHP/5.3.14
 [B]X-Pingback[/B] => http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/vbseo-xmlrpc/
 [B]Cache-Control[/B] => private
 [B]Pragma[/B] => private
 [B]Set-Cookie[/B] => vbseo_loggedin=deleted; expires=Thu, 01-Jan-1970 00:00:01 GMT; path=/

...that means those 1's and 0's are each 8 bytes, hence you are actually not writing in binary but in ASCII, hence wasting bandwidth?!?!?!?!?!

P.S. Had to check server headers because if it was UTF-8 you would have wasted twice as more bandwidth.

 

[dudemike]

heheheheheheh

 

[dudemike]

you guyz actually checked if i wrote something in binary lol, i was just being sarcastic....

 

[dudemike]

funiest one was few years ago, maybe 10yo, when this guyz on radio made phone prank, they called this chick and they told her she had some problems with her comp, told her to go to dos and to type deltree,, i know its messed up but it was funny at the moment, well not for her,