So you want to write? Well, here are some advices which will help you do it better! 1. Avoid aliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid using cliches like the plague. They're old hat. 4. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 5. Be more or less specific. 6. Writers should never generalize. Never ever. SEVEN. Be consistent. 8. Don't be redundant: don't use more words than necessary, It's highly superfluous. 9. Who needs rhetorical questions? 10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement! 11. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed. 12. Do not use commas, that, are not, necessary. 13. Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively. 14. Profanity sucks.