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14 Useful Advices For Writers

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  1. aspe_heat

    aspe_heat Power Member

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    So you want to write? Well, here are some advices which will help you do it better!

    1. Avoid aliteration. Always.
    2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
    3. Avoid using cliches like the plague. They're old hat.
    4. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
    5. Be more or less specific.
    6. Writers should never generalize. Never ever.
    SEVEN. Be consistent.
    8. Don't be redundant: don't use more words than necessary, It's highly superfluous.
    9. Who needs rhetorical questions?
    10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement!
    11. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
    12. Do not use commas, that, are not, necessary.
    13. Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively.
    14. Profanity sucks.
     
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  2. steelballs

    steelballs BANNED BANNED

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    Not allowed to generalize so no comment...:cool:
     
  3. aspe_heat

    aspe_heat Power Member

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    Yeah, I forgot about that, thanks! :D
    And not really, this should stay in the longue since it's a joke lol :p
     
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    agent_mango Regular Member

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    17. Don't charge huge bucks for your articles. They won't sell that much. We have spunwarez ;)
     
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    Alpha. Power Member

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    Right because unique content is on the same level as some spun crap...
     
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    Um, people do realise that it's a joke list, right?? ^ Oh dear.
     
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  7. agent_mango

    agent_mango Regular Member

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    You got problems with that party pooper?
     
  8. seocrab

    seocrab Senior Member

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    Nah, he just hasn't figured out that Lounge posts don't count towards his total post count yet. :p
     
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    Goal Line Technology Senior Member

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    18. Dont be disrespectfull for your readers.
    :)
     
  10. aspe_heat

    aspe_heat Power Member

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    KingOfContent, you really didn't get a joke or you are just acting stupidly? If you didn't get it, try to find the meaning of some terms in the first post. Then you will understand that the whole title is sarcasm and the whole post is a joke.

    But I guess you just fail.
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator in Training Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    The real 15. Dont be a pedant. I mean, *don't.
     
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  12. aspe_heat

    aspe_heat Power Member

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    Finally someone who got it. :D
     
  13. Goal Line Technology

    Goal Line Technology Senior Member

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    Do you mean...
    indie pendant :)
     
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    Adlen Newbie

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    Here are really nice and most informative articles written by you. I think these are very helpful for us. Thanks for sharing.
     
  15. jedrobert

    jedrobert Newbie

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    thanks, really good advice.
     
  16. Dennyy

    Dennyy Regular Member

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    I thought it was pretty genius the way you had it set up :p but serious question, are these tips just something you made up for fun, or should bloggers actually take this in?
     
  17. seocrab

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    Tell us, specifically and in great detail, what you have learned from this post and WIN $100,000,000.
     
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