14 Useful Advices For Writers

[aspe_heat]

So you want to write? Well, here are some advices which will help you do it better!

1. Avoid aliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid using cliches like the plague. They're old hat.
4. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
5. Be more or less specific.
6. Writers should never generalize. Never ever.
SEVEN. Be consistent.
8. Don't be redundant: don't use more words than necessary, It's highly superfluous.
9. Who needs rhetorical questions?
10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement!
11. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
12. Do not use commas, that, are not, necessary.
13. Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively.
14. Profanity sucks.

 

[steelballs]

Not allowed to generalize so no comment...

 

[aspe_heat]

15: Avoid copying and pasting from Internet. Give proper references even it's just "Via Internet"...

Btw ...Should have been posted here.

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/f107-associated-content-writing-articles/

Thanks

Edit: Also, advice is an uncountable noun, so I fear your thread title might be wrong because "advices" is not a genuine word. We keep learning everyday. thanks for the share.

Yeah, I forgot about that, thanks!
And not really, this should stay in the longue since it's a joke lol

 

[agent_mango]

17. Don't charge huge bucks for your articles. They won't sell that much. We have spunwarez

 

[Alpha.]

17. Don't charge huge bucks for your articles. They won't sell that much. We have spunwarez

Right because unique content is on the same level as some spun crap...

 

[seocrab]

Um, people do realise that it's a joke list, right?? ^ Oh dear.

 

[agent_mango]

This is hands down the most uneducated post I've seen on BlackHatWorld yet.

You got problems with that party pooper?

 

[seocrab]

You got problems with that party pooper?

Nah, he just hasn't figured out that Lounge posts don't count towards his total post count yet.

 

[Goal Line Technology]

18. Dont be disrespectfull for your readers.

 

[aspe_heat]

16. Don't title your thread about common sense 'Useful advices'. No one will take you seriously, especially when you don't even know how to correctly differentiate between singular and plural.

KingOfContent, you really didn't get a joke or you are just acting stupidly? If you didn't get it, try to find the meaning of some terms in the first post. Then you will understand that the whole title is sarcasm and the whole post is a joke.

But I guess you just fail.

 

[Zwielicht]

The real 15. Dont be a pedant. I mean, *don't.

 

[aspe_heat]

The real 15. Dont be a pedant. I mean, *don't.

Finally someone who got it.

 

[Goal Line Technology]

The real 15. Dont be a pedant. I mean, *don't.

Do you mean...
indie pendant

 

[Adlen]

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[jedrobert]

thanks, really good advice.

 

[Dennyy]

Yeah, I forgot about that, thanks!
And not really, this should stay in the longue since it's a joke lol

I thought it was pretty genius the way you had it set up but serious question, are these tips just something you made up for fun, or should bloggers actually take this in?

 

[seocrab]

thanks, really good advice.

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