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Was a good day today.

Made 1 joke on reddit and like that I gained 10k upvotes(organic) + 3 silver awards. (still going 100 votes per minute).

Meme account is ready :)
 
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Title : I proposed my russian girlfriend and she said yes


For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.

It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.

Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.

As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.

As we walked away I asked, "Why did they tell us to kiss and not the priest?"

My wife answered,

"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"
 
Title : I proposed my russian girlfriend and she said yes


For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.

It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.

Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.

As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.

As we walked away I asked, "Why did they tell us to kiss and not the priest?"

My wife answered,

"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"

Just said it out loud in my office and no one laughed lol. Took a while for them to get it.
 
Title : I proposed my russian girlfriend and she said yes


For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.

It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.

Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.

As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.

As we walked away I asked, "Why did they tell us to kiss and not the priest?"

My wife answered,

"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"

Oh, I thought it's actually something funny :)
 
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10hours passed :
  • 23.5k upvotes
  • 285 comments
  • 1 platinum award
  • 1 gold award
  • 1 2020 vision award
  • 7 silver awards
Account gained about 6800 post karma.

Your account could also get banned by the community you posted on,basically it's a copy cat, myaawww
 
Your account could also get banned by the community you posted on,basically it's a copy cat, myaawww
Not going to happen as it is allowed as crosspost.
 
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