Hello everyone :D see the link below and let's laugh for some time :D
http://explicitly.me/robots.txt
DEAR GOOGLE, SINCE THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU COME TO ME, LET ME TALK TO YOU. ##I STUDIED REALLY HARD WHEN IN SCHOOL, , OK, MAYBE I DIDNT. I WAS QUITE A NAUGHTY BOY - REMEMBER THAT GUY IN...