My Infraction Experience

[Zwielicht]

Am I sick for thinking about this as the opening for a p#rn film?

I don't have a boat like @BassTrackerBoats , therefore no fishing, hence no fish, ergo no fishy fishy - you can trust me.

Zero-risk guaranteed! Think about - If there was any kind of risk, I'd offer a money-back guarantee, wouldn't I?

Like drugs, only the first hand off is free.

Do I have your Swiss Toni cast iron guarantee that there are no fishy fish?

But yeah, I've been itching to get more infractions, man!

But I have no BTC in my wallet!

Do you accept cheeseburgers?

 

[jazzc]

Rules are rules - BTC only. CheeseTC doesn't cut it. Convert them on a trade platform and let me know - if I still have infractions stocked, I'll give you a 20% discount because I liked how much you want them.

 

[proxygo]

and here i thought some mods wanted to ban the skype word on bhw lol
ide request a test batch from jazz but i fear i get served from 15
others as well so im just gonna say good luck with that new sales thread jaz lols

 

[jazzc]

Nice idea @proxygo - I should open a sales thread!

 

[jazzc]

The Infraction Shop: Make the perfect gift to your friends

Limited time opportunity - act now!

 

[proxygo]

a better angle should be .

Jazzc
The Infraction Shop: Make the perfect gift to your friends
Limited time opportunity

act now and get 1 infraction from all my mod friends stangled
round anyone you dislike - if its proxygo we will do it with 20% discount

 

[jazzc]

act now and get 1 infraction from all my mod friends stangled
round anyone you dislike - if its proxygo we will do it with 20% discount

We could partner and do a "free proxy with every 10 infractions" offer.

 

[proxygo]

We could partner and do a "free proxy with every 10 infractions" offer.

yeh but if they wanna nail me - ide go outa business
roll up roll up free proxy thrown in while we hang his ass
from a noose - aint seen u in a while jazz where been hiding

 

[jazzc]

aint seen u in a while jazz where been hiding

Kids grow up, my time goes down

 

[proxygo]

can relate. but right now i need hugs , had jaw surgery tue afternoon
40 stitches in my mouth, misses says for a guy who argues with his
shadow the last 4 days been bliss, cant talk, gone from 10-15 cups
tea a day to 1-2 ie struggling to drink, can only eat jelly/ice cream/ soup

so fcking hungry right now , and drinking, fs 2 gulps and drooling out
all over , shut down my sales threads as im still feeling effects opp
anesthesia . feel like shit. 3-6 months to heal......great

 

[jazzc]

can relate. but right now i need hugs , had jaw surgery tue afternoon
40 stitches in my mouth, misses says for a guy who argues with his
shadow the last 4 days been bliss, cant talk, gone from 10-15 cups
tea a day to 1-2 ie struggling to drink, can only eat jelly/ice cream/ soup

so fcking hungry right now , and drinking, fs 2 gulps and drooling out
all over , shut down my sales threads as im still feeling effects opp
anesthesia . feel like shit. 3-6 months to heal......great

Shit man, that seriously sucks. I hope you get well sooner and without much pain.

 

[proxygo]

yeh me to hate the lack of food options.
had a tooth go tits up serious infection in the jaw bone
operated tue dinner , they wanted to send me home at 6pm
mouth wouldnt stop bleeding til 9pm. 40 stitches shocked me.
still could be worse - could be dead. infection req 40 stitches not good
but least they nipped it in the bud now misses will get weeks of me
nodding and pointing. most quiet shes had in 15 yrs

 

[rafark]

The Infraction Shop: Make the perfect gift to your ENEMIES!

Limited time opportunity - act now!

Fixed, or I'm bad af getting sarcasms..

 

[back2form]

Nice idea @proxygo - I should open a sales thread!

This sounds like a Unique service - Are you interested in JV with back2form ?

 

[jazzc]

Fixed, or I'm bad af getting sarcasms..

Sarcasm with euphemism

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

We could partner and do a "free proxy with every 10 infractions" offer.

Joint Ventures, offers to partner, need to be Mod approved in the Joint Venture section.

Thank you.

 

[jazzc]

Joint Ventures, offers to partner, need to be Mod approved in the Joint Venture section.

Thank you.

Well, it goes without saying that you're getting a cut on this.

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

Well, it goes without saying that you're getting a cut on this.

JV Approved

 

[scraperz]

don't make the same mistake twice!

 

[littlewebdragon]

The Infraction Shop: Make the perfect gift to your friends

Limited time opportunity - act now!

Reported for selling outside of marketplace.