How do I shrink my forehead?
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'87 was a bad year for me too.
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Forehead shortening surgery? It's like dick shortening surgery, but different.
Hair implants on some part of your forehead close to your hair. Boom, Done, Win!
Just get really really rich, and then invest in brain transplant shit, then do brain transplant surgery in head with small forehead. Boom, Done, Win!
I hope I've made you feel better now that I showed you you got options
Hair implants on some part of your forehead close to your hair. Boom, Done, Win!
Just get really really rich, and then invest in brain transplant shit, then do brain transplant surgery in head with small forehead. Boom, Done, Win!
I hope I've made you feel better now that I showed you you got options
Forehead shortening surgery? It's like dick shortening surgery, but different.
Hair implants on some part of your forehead close to your hair. Boom, Done, Win!
Just get really really rich, and then invest in brain transplant shit, then do brain transplant surgery in head with small forehead. Boom, Done, Win!
I hope I've made you feel better now that I showed you you got options
WIll a brain that has come out a big forehead fit into a little forehead?
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Pfff, brain, that's stupid. Just take a big knife and make it fit goddamnit!!!
Reaver
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Not without causing some problems.
I mean, technically, everyone's brain is about the same size, but if you stick a brain that's used to a lot of space into a cramped space, I imagine it wouldn't take long for the person involved to go full retard.
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Isn't the OP a woman? That's like full retard already I'm pretty sure
#SexistPig
#GrabByThePussy
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Lol I should send you the pic I took. You'll understand I am not exaggerating in the least.
I've actually known for a long time that my forehead is huge. It's why I always keep my hair in my face.
Reaver
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Lol dude, I'm not letting anyone mess with my hair. It took me years to grow it down my back.
I'd rather deal with my whiteboard forehead. I'll just wear bangs and be about my big head business.
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Lol no.
I actually wonder if that's a real fetish. Is there a site out there that just shows huge foreheads and nothing else?
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Yes, yes, yes. I used to visit www.hedzunderground.info before they got shut down for hosting illegal domes.
I'm not proud of it, but YES I'm a forehead werewolf. The bigger, THE BETTER. Did I say better? I MEANT BEST. HUUMMMMMM....Did I say I love foreheads? They are absolutely beautiful. ABSOLUTELY devastatingly beautiful. When I see a chick, the first thing I do I check out how T H I C C her cerebral palace is. If she doesn't look like she can levitate 10 cars (10/10) with a twitch of her eyebrows, then I'M NOT INTERESTED.
100% SERIOUS. THE BIGGER THE BETTER - EVERY INCH RAISES ME 1 MORE INCH. Oh.My.Goodness. Please, please I beg you OP, send me a picture of your mighty, heavenly brain temple, I THINK I'M GOING TO FAINT.
Reaver
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I just did. Check your PM.
Notice how shiny it is.
The kinky twists aren't doing me any favors.