Got a dollar to invest

[MarcusYallow]

Hey Everyone,

I have a total of $1 to spend to make a lot of money. I currently can only work around 15 minutes a day, and both of my hands are broken. I want to be making at least 5000 per month by next month. What are your ideas?

 

[mickyfu]

Make some sock puppets and become a children's entertainer.

 

[AustinNash5]

Spend $1 on lube.

Give foot jobs for 30 bucks a pop.

 

[blogzandstuff]

Find 5,000 Muppets to believe your story and get them to send you $1 - Easy!

 

[moonshine7000]

Buy a mini coke.

 

[simon_t]

IM

 

[abdel007]

try money generator 2017 its free dont need to install
good luck

 

[okiweb1]

try money generator 2017 its free dont need to install
good luck

Yes, is working ! "Money Generator 2017" make win 2000 in 13 days. Buy you need Set up correctly the program.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

If you double your dollar 20 times you make a million U$

Go out and double it the first time.

 

[Sherb]

Reported for being black and white avatar man. Nice try, fuckhead.

 

[cheva]

put on a cam show , use a donkey replica and ride it till you reach your 5000

 

[hero76]

Post videos on you tube practicing your gag reflex with a cucumber

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

Stupid thread - add less than zero value to the forum.

I'm closing it because it cost me 7 IQ points reading the title and I fear losing any more reading the thread will cause me to be to be unable to walk and chew gum at the same time.