I can't get a girlfriend because of my problem, any advice?

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Serious thread guys. I'm a pretty alright looking guy and I can hold a conversation. I'm not saying I'm Prince Charming by any means but I'm certainly not a bad deal.

I've been doing a few online dating profiles but then the main problem I have is that I have a PHD. A pretty.huge.dick. I can't post a picture here but mods or jr.vip can verify over private message - it's actually a problem. I'm almost as fat as a deodorant stick and I'm long like an eggplant. So basically what ends up happening is that I get a lot of gay guys messaging me offering to pay me like $300+ even when I say I'm women only.
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The other problem is that because my penis is so long and so fat...it makes my normal sized balls look like little raisins hanging off a tree trunk, an abomination. My question is that do you think I can find a woman to just love me for who I am and is there some kind of surgery I can get to reduce my penis size?
 
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imo you've got the perfect occupation for your problems.
 
I've thought about doing porn but I'm not a big piece of meat, I'm a human being. I think it's unfair for girls and guys to judge me because of my disability.
 
Lol @ this thread. Poor guy. Lol....if youre looking for a relationship you have to go ham on pof, tinder,okcupid, etc and also practice your day game. Its called being a pua and there's tons of forums to find good openers. Then you get the girl to ypur place and suprise her with your mandingo gift of yours haha....btw if u cant post pics then how are u getting messaged by gay men? Stay off craigalist and backpage.
 
Lego I'm perfectly happy to show you my penis if you give me a good recommendation on the forum.

AckAck said:
Lol @ this thread. Poor guy. Lol....if youre looking for a relationship you have to go ham on pof, tinder,okcupid, etc and also practice your day game. Its called being a pua and there's tons of forums to find good openers. Then you get the girl to ypur place and suprise her with your mandingo gift of yours haha....btw if u cant post pics then how are u getting messaged by gay men? Stay off craigalist and backpage.
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I mean I can't post it here on BHW that would be too crude.
 
What a coincidence! I have the exact same problem
 
I don't know man, women only like sex, we men like to go to dinner and maybe a movie, have fun you know?
 
pewep said:
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I've been doing a few online dating profiles but then the main problem I have is that I have a PHD. A pretty.huge.dick. I can't post a picture here but mods or jr.vip can verify over private message - it's actually a problem. I'm almost as fat as a deodorant stick and I'm long like an eggplant. So basically what ends up happening is that I get a lot of gay guys messaging me offering to pay me like $300+ even when I say I'm women only.


The other problem is that because my penis is so long and so fat...it makes my normal sized balls look like little raisins hanging off a tree trunk, an abomination. My question is that do you think I can find a woman to just love me for who I am and is there some kind of surgery I can get to reduce my penis size?
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I'll decline.
 
BassTrackerBoats said:
I'll decline.
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But it's an honorable public service on behalf of the BHW community.

There are too many scam artists. Without a reputable member verifying the veracity of my claims, how can our standard here be protected?






Ah fuck it, enough games. Would anyone like to see a dick pic I took today when I was bored?
 
Try finding a girl with a fetish such as fisting or insertion. Relationship might be created for sex but that doesn't mean it can't become something more. Also try adult friend finder. Contrary to what a lot of people believe, it's not a scam site, but it does have some spammers. A lot of women on there are easy going and can probably work with a big penis.
 
LMAO @ This thread!!!
 
alwaysinvisible said:
Why the hell was I tagged on this thread? I don't kiss and tell.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go ice my front bum.
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Proof. Clear as daylight @legoknekt that your facetious claims against me will not stand.

When I first saw AI, she had an epiphany and in the heat of the moment, she said "Pewep stands for Penis Endowed With Extraordinary Prowess" before promptly fainting. Some say she never was the quite the same after. Not 100%
 
You left WF for this? Great, now you can try to turn BHW into a toilet for your crap...
 
BotMastah said:
You left WF for this? Great, now you can try to turn BHW into a toilet for your crap...
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I came to you as a brother, a friend who needed advice and you just told me to go fuck myself.

Is that the way you treat a person who is depressed about his endowment...who is in pain? How would you feel if you had an enormous penis that was so big, jack the beanstalk climber wanted to ascend to the realm of the giants on it? Not very fun huh? Please think about that next time you make hurtful comments online.
 
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