Serious thread guys. I'm a pretty alright looking guy and I can hold a conversation. I'm not saying I'm Prince Charming by any means but I'm certainly not a bad deal. I've been doing a few online dating profiles but then the main problem I have is that I have a PHD. A pretty.huge.dick. I can't post a picture here but mods or jr.vip can verify over private message - it's actually a problem. I'm almost as fat as a deodorant stick and I'm long like an eggplant. So basically what ends up happening is that I get a lot of gay guys messaging me offering to pay me like $300+ even when I say I'm women only. The other problem is that because my penis is so long and so fat...it makes my normal sized balls look like little raisins hanging off a tree trunk, an abomination. My question is that do you think I can find a woman to just love me for who I am and is there some kind of surgery I can get to reduce my penis size?