What is your all-time favorite Lounge post?

[Sherb]

Mine is a toss-up between @Neon's incredible http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/is-im-the-only-one.817968/#post-8606887:

wtf . Do you guys actually know, why my nickname is Neonskull. The story is really short... back in 2011 I was standing with friends in front of a casino and suddenly one of the casino name letters (BIG neon letters) fell and hit my head so hard that I nearly knocked myself out... I've suffered from a small skull fracture and yeah that's the reason why I'm mentally crazy.

And @Ste Fishkin's http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/how-not-to-run-a-youtube-network.815193/. Particularly this part:

Chris: This is a cost you need to cover yourself. It's in the agreement we have that no charges can be made at all. We are going to have to look into this.
Me: *realising I fucked up* No I think you mis-understand.
Chris: Which part?
Me: We don't like keep it keep it, we keep it for a little bit then send it back.
Chris: What?
Leo: We do keep it.
Me: Yeah for a little bit.
Leo: And we don't refund the $100 for those that apply, the contract states that.
Me: No, it's a deposit
Leo: A none re-fundable one. I've not payed anyone anything back from the fee
Chris: Guys, what is going on here...

What other golden words have you guys seen?

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Dude cmon... I removed the "skull" from my nickname, cuz I don't want to think of this moment again

 

[Banned member 185991]

My post wasn't even a lounge post.

FFS sherbs, fucked your own thread up.

 

[davids355]

Probably when muscleteen asked if someone could edit his photo

 

[Zwielicht]

Here buddy, the second one isn't in the lounge, but this is a short list of threads I thought were funny.
http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/manifesto.859228/
http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/whos-admin.860053/
http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/premium-elite-super-microniche-250-days-seo-include.788362/
http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/yo...e-next-5-members-to-be-banned-from-bhw.860895

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

@muscleteen and papal monkey threads actually made me cry and blow snot out of my nose, so those are my all time favourites for comedy value.
Although some of the bullshit threads (Charles Floate, Charles G Mullen, CEOSam) over the years have been fun too, trolling those f#ckers never gets old.

 

[Nut-Nights]

This one http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/yo...-next-5-members-to-be-banned-from-bhw.860895/

 

[BHW-News]

ffs guys, stop trying to make "next-5-members-to-be-banned" happen. It's not going to happen.

 

[Banned member 185991]

ffs guys, stop trying to make "next-5-members-to-be-banned" happen. It's not going to happen.

Pffffffttt

Shows what you know...

 

[BHW-News]

Challenge accepted..

 

[Zwielicht]

Pffffffttt

Shows what you know...

Challenge accepted..

 

[Reaver]

Oh ffs. I leave to do some work, come back and Ste is banned.

This is why you can't have nice things.

 

[abkr08]

Oh my god fishkin is banned

 

[Reaver]

Oh my god fishkin is banned

Relax. He'll be back. And in greater numbers.

 

[Sherb]

Ah shit what have I done.

 

[sam.hunt0710]

Is it true I can't believe that @stefiskin is banned.

 

[Deleted member 719276]

 

[davids355]

I'm guessing pewep did that :-/

Hey though Ste is like the undead, he always keeps coming back.

 

[BHW-News]

pfft. Bunch of drama queens.

.

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

pfft. Bunch of drama queens.

.

I would have ventured it was Friday afternoon and the adult beverages were flowing.