What The Fuck Is This?!

SnoopyDrew

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Just browsing through some Clickbank offers and came across this. What the hell?! $3,000 commission?


 
Those weight loss products usually come with umpteen upsells. I believe the Venus Factor had one upsell that was like $400 a month. Or every three months. Something like that. So when people take all those upsells, the rebills are pretty high.
 
It's a $97 product how the hell do they give 3K sales commission and 18K avg rebill
 
The secret is in the rare Himalayan fat burning seeds (slimski) found only in the Hindu Kush mountains grown from part monk sperm, part Limbu women.

If you do not have any constructive advice/opinion, refrain yourself from commenting. Reported.
 
Dudes.. chill on the report button, we're all adults here.. let's act that way. @ibmethatswhoib made a joke.. an obvious play on the garcinia cambogia and raspberry ketone style "weight loss" products. Stop being so easily offended, this is the internet.
 
Fuck it, time to get my shit up in cb again. This is insane.

Oh I can just see it now...

"Feeling down? Life got you stuck in a rut!? It's time you trained your inner "chakras".. Sign up today to our 40 day no fapping course.. BE The Energy!"
 
Oh I can just see it now...

"Feeling down? Life got you stuck in a rut!? It's time you trained your inner "chakras".. Sign up today to our 40 day no fapping course.. BE The Energy!"
For the wonderful ladies that need a quick energy boost, I'm available for the low, low price of $999.99 and will provide a 2 minute "chakra" massage.
 
I doubt weight loss or skin care products pay that much commission, Some thing is definitely fishy.,
 
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