I cried after long time!

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Why do you care so much about your friends dick in the first place, i have friends but we never talked about our dickes WTF is that shit,
 
Why do you care so much about your friends dick in the first place, i have friends but we never talked about our dickes WTF is that shit,
Bro, wait for 10 min..I'm almost done writing it. Don't jump to conclusion as yet!
 
Updated the thread. Give it a read!
 
So, like I said, this guy is smart & athletic..
During his graduation, he dated a girl for almost 4 years..Both had good understand and lived together without commitment.
Sounds great? Well it was fuck'n amazing..

After graduation, they stood on their terms and moved out..
So everything was cool at this point of time..

After approx.. 1.5 year, this guy fell in love with this amazing girl at his work place. Not exactly the same company but she works in the same building. He first met her at some common dinning hall. Well, he approached her and talked to her and even proposed her.
She said YES after a week (very recently) or so..

Everything was cool..
Then the shit happened..

That college girl flew to his place and this dump mutherfucker took her to his office and introduced her to his love girl..
WTF?Well, I must say this guy is serious about his love and has no intentions of cheating but why would he introduce his college girl?
He, however already said his college mate that he is in love and also warned her, not to talk about college shit..

So, after introducing her..
All 3 (Guy, Love Girl, College Girl) were having a chill talk and then...... the college girl started revealing some weird stuff about the guy and love girl is in treat..
But this college girl, out of the blue said the below line

" I liked everything about him but it's hard to give him a blowjob with that uncircumcised penis"
WTF?????????????????????????????? Well college girl tried to cover it up but that didn't go that good..

I know it is not a big deal but this guy is committed to his love girl by saying that he never kissed or loved anyone bla bla..
And other thing is, both the guy and love girl are of same religion.. and the girl is pretty aware that it is rare that a guy stays uncircumcised ( in their religion)..

Current Situation..

They are still in love but it's matter of time before she gets into his pants..
Once she realize that he had a uncircumcised penis, Boom! Don't know what's gonna happen..
Love girl already started bitching the college girl.. you know how girls shit work!

He cried because he don't want to break-up with her...
I heard about people crying about love, breakup shit but witnessed it for the first time..
People really get too emotional.. Well I too felt little pain because I was boozed yest evening..

Strong guy turned into a baby.. Fuck it. Fuck Love too!

You know, how crazy he is about her love girl?
He wants to get circumcised.. WTF??????????????
Girl is sensitive not bold..

Do you guys have any advise that I can share with him?

Dafuq .... #FIRSTWORLPROBLEMS I thought something cancer or shit...your friend is silly for lien to girl he loved ask him to come clean if she really loves him she will forgive him...

If you are just trolling then fuck you
 
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Wtf?

I thought he had no dick at all lol!

Heck man that's not a problem IMHO!
 
Seriously, after reading the updated OP: You guys are all idiots...
Make this world a better place and attempt a group-suicide.
Com'n I just shared it..
Don't include me in a group suicide because of my friend!
BTW, I stopped calling him by Name, from yesterday, I call him "dickhead" now..
 
just ask him to get circumcised, so much drama for this. i thought he got a tumor in his dick or his dick fall off while masturbating #SMH BHW these days
 
You are now destined to be forever known as the soppy bastard who cries over his mates cock, Well done.
 
Shit me, I just got cancer waiting for this pish about somebody's bruised ego because the boys don't like his Willy.

Ducks sake 0/10 must try harder.

This is a drama for somebody who wants the cock but is to scared to ask, so instead pokes himself with a shampoo bottle while wearing his mum's underwear. Fact
 
Awww this was a really sweet story :'). you have a soft heart, I love you. :D
 
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